‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Offered $500,000 To Do Porn

The Superficial / January 3, 2011

“And it’s nothing I don’t already do for free/meth. Hmm…”

Vivid Entertainment’s Steven Hirsch is out of his fucking mind. When he’s not trying to fulfill some sick, twisted obsession with providing shelter for Octomom, he’s pursuing people who have absolutely no place being in porn. People like, oh I dunno, Amber Portwood. Hollywood Life reports:

A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood recently bragged that celebrity porn powerhouse Vivid Entertainment wants to give her $500,000 to star in an X-rated film.
According to an inside source, there have been ongoing discussions between Amber and Steven Hirsch, the co-chairman of Vivid.

Granted, I’m sure there’s an audience dying to see Mama Fratelli from The Goonies get the business because we live in the greatest country on Earth, there’s no way you could pay me to watch this thing get knocked up on camera. Obviously that’s the only way it knows how to have sex or we wouldn’t even be having this discussion in the first place. In fact, I hear if she gives you a handjob, you have to drive her to Planned Parenthood within 72 hours which, unfortunately for Gary Shirley, is on the way to KFC. “Man, I’m not ready to be a dad- Oooh, chicken bowls.”

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