“And it’s nothing I don’t already do for free/meth. Hmm…”
Vivid Entertainment’s Steven Hirsch is out of his fucking mind. When he’s not trying to fulfill some sick, twisted obsession with providing shelter for Octomom, he’s pursuing people who have absolutely no place being in porn. People like, oh I dunno, Amber Portwood. Hollywood Life reports:
A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Teen Mom’s Amber Portwood recently bragged that celebrity porn powerhouse Vivid Entertainment wants to give her $500,000 to star in an X-rated film.
According to an inside source, there have been ongoing discussions between Amber and Steven Hirsch, the co-chairman of Vivid.
Granted, I’m sure there’s an audience dying to see Mama Fratelli from The Goonies get the business because we live in the greatest country on Earth, there’s no way you could pay me to watch this thing get knocked up on camera. Obviously that’s the only way it knows how to have sex or we wouldn’t even be having this discussion in the first place. In fact, I hear if she gives you a handjob, you have to drive her to Planned Parenthood within 72 hours which, unfortunately for Gary Shirley, is on the way to KFC. “Man, I’m not ready to be a dad- Oooh, chicken bowls.”
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Why cant this company pay money to do a more worthwhile project, that is to get former BFF’s Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez to kiss and make up. With a strong empathsis on the kissing.
Watching Demi seducing Selena into a night of Sapphic Passion is something to pay money for. Not to see this fat piece of trailer puddin’ have hetero sex.
I find it disturbing that someone even had sex with her so she could get preggo, then again that is what Thunderbird, Cisco, Night Train, Wild I and MD 20/20 are for.
yep: THIS IS A CARING MOM IN THE UNITED STATES.
Tony Soprano’s hair implants REALLY took…
Deep Thought
Finally, porn marketed directly to the retarded.
Maybe the dude can use his dick and pound the shape of her head into something other than a pumpkin. Then she can also use his sack as a speed bag.
Can anyone say you guys are a bunch of self centered shallow a holes? I know I can. I would tap that.. Her boyfriend is a douche bag and treats her like crap. She so doesn’t deserve him or all of you who are shallow judging her. Its her decision to do whatever she feel likes and do what is necessary to take care of her child.. If she does porn… all the more power to her. I rather not see her tap any guy anyways. Guys are sick and disgusting especially the ones in porn…
Damn girl!! Your an jail now your doing porn, SWEET BABY!!!
My dreams are coming true. Amber your going to be one hot Chick
in the porn business, say yes to the contract.
dont do it girl, you got more class then that, think of the future of your child, the shame it will cause for you your family in your future,
You people are just a bunch of sick, hateful assholes. I wish you showed your own faces and bodies for the world to compare… I bet none of you twisted bastards would make it!
shes nuttin but a sawed off pumpkin head she should do it she wont ever have another job or they could not waste our time and get maci or leah on there n quit wastin our time id watch sum1 smash that ha ha
true dat
That is nasty! When u have a little girl you should have class.
You hit the jackpot, keep on.