‘Teen Mom’ Amber is Pregnant Again

February 23rd, 2011 // 96 Comments

Despite Teen Mom being a positive learning experience filled with life lessons so valuable, eight out of the 10 people who combine to form Rosie O’Donnell approve, Amber Portwood has reportedly taken three at-home pregnancy tests, all with positive results, according to RadarOnline:

“When Amber tested positive, she decided to go to a local clinic to have a doctor tell her once and for all if she is expecting,” one source close to the reality star told RadarOnline.com.
“It’s confusing because Amber is telling people that the doctor said the test was negative, even though the home pregnancy tests came back positive, and there were a number of them too.”
… To make a potentially bad situation even worse, the scandal-prone Portwood has been linked with so many new men in the past few months, she has no idea who could have fathered the child!

Granted, Amber’s 20 now, so it doesn’t really count as a teen pregnancy, I think it’s entirely fair to lay the blame for this at MTV’s feet. For starters, they handed out $140,000 checks to white trash and expected that not to end in multiple unwanted pregnancies. Which is even more frustrating when you realize half of them would’ve sold their uterus for only $100. Or just meth which MTV could’ve easily substituted for rock candy to avoid charges. Maybe I’m the only person who’s full of answers, but you’d think it wouldn’t be that hard to trick someone who’s had a baby yet still doesn’t grasp that semen entering her vagina causes pregnancy. Amber’s probably sitting at home right now trying to figure out if this is Taco Bell or Dr. Pepper’s fault. “Or was it these Pringles… YOU SAID YOU WERE STERILE!”

Photos: Splash News


  1. another child into the world?

    another one being birthed to an awful human being who will only continue the shit cycle she’s been in her whole life. stupid asshole…use protection you selfish cunt

  2. aretha

    she fell in love with “Easy Money”, folks!!

  3. MTV – Celebrating assholes since 1992.

  4. Jenna

    Oh good, the idiots going to have another child she can fuck up and ruin hahaha that’s just wonderful! Somebody needs to stuff a hot poker up her croch so she can’t breed anymore. Obviously the dipshit is too stupid to fiqure out where babies come from!!!

  5. The scary thing is most pigs have a litter of 8.

  6. brandi

    Uh sometimes at home tests aren’t right. I think I’d trust the doctor.

    • Dawna

      Home tests could have a false negative, but never a false positive. It detects the pregnancy hormone, so if the pregnancy hormone is there, that means you are pregnant.

  7. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Pregnant
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    that’s a major cutie there, meh, and what a great way to teach teen age girls how to make money from be a major F**k up.

  8. marissa

    I am a teen mom. I adore the show. Amber does not seem like a good mom at all. But the mtv show is good. Shows kids what life is like being pregnant. When dr. Drew gives out 140,000 dollars it helps the teen parents take care of their kids. I know I could use that money to help pay for mine. They are expensive. And not everyone on that show is trash.

  9. Dawna

    Oh, come on. Let’s not blame MTV for this. Stupid people have been breeding since the beginning of human existence. Just because MTV decided to film it only means they know what I like to watch on Tuesday nights.

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