Ted Nugent Threatened To Kill Obama. Again.

Speaking of fucking idiots and politics, while attending this year’s NRA convention that already featured Rick Santorum proudly touting his three-year-old daughter’s membership and NRA president Wayne LaPierre basically insinuating that if more Americans had guns on 9/11 they could’ve easily stopped that shit exactly like this, Ted Nugent decided to add threatening to kill Barack Obama (again) to the list because it’s always a good idea to make sure a roomful of armed to the teeth morons are frothing at the cake-hole. Via NY Mag:

“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

This, of course, just placed him under investigation by the Secret Service, and if you’re about to say, “Don’t they have better things to do than investigate Ted Nugent?” You’re absolutely right (Those hookers aren’t going to not-pay themselves.) and also just demonstrated that Ted Nugent is full of shit because he has absolutely no intention of following through on any of the words coming out of his mouth. He basically just says random phrases like “America will be Indonesia next year” or the Obama administration is the “Mao Zedong Fan Club” without any idea what those words mean. If you told him Obama’s America is exactly like the Fascist Senator Palpatine Jedi Assassination Squad of the 1850s, he’d tell you you’re goddamn right and then fire a crossbow into George Lucas’ neck pouch for being a “Communist Ewok fuck.”

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