Ted Nugent Wrote About The George Zimmerman Verdict. Oh God Yes.

The Superficial / July 17, 2013

Before I dive into this almost embarrassing treasure trove of bullshit, I just want to remind everyone that in April 2012 Ted Nugent threatened to assassinate Barack Obama if he won the election. In fact, his exact words were, “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” Obviously, April 2013 has come and gone with none of that ever happening because a.) the secret service stopped by Ted’s house where he presumably shit his pants as is his natural defense mechanism to situations that require him to man up and b.) Ted Nugent has absolutely no means or intentions of backing up anything that comes out of his mouth. So with that in mind, meet your new bed-buddy, conservative gun nuts who waved flags, spiked footballs and fired up their grills over the fact that a wannabe cop was legally allowed to approach an innocent black kid walking home, antagonize him and then shoot him like a pussy when “just some punk” half his size somehow became a physical threat to an MMA-class taking bouncer. But as Juror B37 taught us before losing her book deal, “those people” like Trayvon Martin and “their way of life” is almost always up to no good. And, really, that’s what pisses me off more than the not-that-surprising verdict because as much as there’s a surprisingly prevalent talking point floating around that Stand Your Ground had no bearing on this case, it was included in the jury’s instructions. So now there’s a legal precedence for starting a fight because “those people” look suspicious and then shooting them when you start losing. But when you’re a real, white American, why give a fuck about some hood rats? Also, CHICAGO! NIGGERS KILL EACH OTHER IN CHICAGO! WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT THEM BECAUSE OF CHICAGO! BLIB BLIB BLAB! (Did I say that right?) Fortunately here’s Ted Nugent to educate us all why the Zimmerman verdict was great for America and those who want to keep it safe from “dope-peddling, gangsta wannabe, Skittles hoodie boys.” Also, did I mention it’s titled, “What would Martin Luther King Jr. do?” It’s titled “What would Martin Luther King Jr. do?”

Via WND:

On how “thinking people” are relieved we’re safe from enraged black man-children that Obama, the New Black Panthers and Soul Train say we can’t shoot with our guns:

Sure, all thinking people are very relieved that George Zimmerman was found not guilty by the intelligent, justice-driven women of the jury, in spite of the façade presented by the prosecution and forced by the threat of racism by everyone from President Obama, to Eric Holder, the New Black Panther gangstas, NAACP, excuse makers of every stripe and even the governor of Florida, but still this innocent man who simply defended his life from a violent, life-threatening, bloodying, head-and-face slamming attack by an enraged black man-child has so wrongly paid an inexplicable price financially and emotionally.

In fact, George Zimmerman is the real victim here:

But George Zimmerman and his entire family, innocent of any wrongdoing, have lost everything and will be in debt for a long, long time for having to fight the trumped-up charges that he “profiled” and/or set out to murder the poor, helpless, dope-smoking, dope-peddling, gangsta wannabe, Skittles hoodie boy.

On how if people taught their kids to speak politely this all could’ve been avoided, says the man who just wrote “dope-smoking, dope-peddling, gangsta wannabe, Skittles hoodie boy”:

On the other hand, if you fail miserably as a parent and do not teach your children basic politeness and responsible behavior, what happens in the realm of irresponsible, racist behavior could indeed imperil their well-being.

If you haven’t taught your children that non-blacks shouldn’t be referred to as “creepy a– crackers,” then you have exposed your children to trouble just waiting to happen.

It really is just that simple.

But for the record, this has nothing to do about race and how people of certain races raise their kids. To look like suspicious gangstas. That are black man-children:

George Zimmerman could have cared less what color or ethnicity the individual was that he was checking out that night in the rain. Being a good neighbor and keeping your eyes open for suspicious individuals or suspicious behavior is not profiling and is not looking to murder anyone. It is simply being a good neighbor. God forbid.

Except now back to race and you’ll never guess what city’s about to be mentioned:

You see, according to our Justice Department, blacks cannot and will not be held responsible for their crimes (Chicago’s nightly gun-free slaughter zone). Only if and when a black is victimized by a non-black will our racist DOJ get involved.

You see, according to Ted Nugent, black people stopped being arrested for crimes in 2008 once the Muslim in Chief took office. He might not have any statistics or facts to back that up, but dammit, pull the wool from your eyes, people. Clearly, this trial proves they’re a protected race and anyone who bravely dares to put them down in their tracks will be thrown in jail where they throw away the key. Just look at George Zimmerman! He’s rotting in a cell as we- oh, wait. Shit.

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