Hey, guys, I’ve been battling a stomach bug for the past two days and it’s apparently decided to snap into Ivan Drago mode this morning. Posts are going to be a little infrequent as I proceed to learn what’s inside of me over the next few hours. Will it be LEGOs or perhaps that strange Dorito I found on my nightstand? MYSTERIES!
- The Superficial
(Thanks to JamseyBelle for the pic.)
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Ewwwwwwwww! That needs a pink star, Fish…
Fish, You Fuck! I had a mouth full of food when I entered your site. NOT COOL!
agree… FUCKING DISGUSTING!
its the EGGSS fish!!!
Shouldn’t you know better than to eat while browsing this site? I mean, between the pics of Snookie and Kate Gosselin, I find it hard to believe someone would still be willing to eat and visit The Superficial.
whats the problem no topless whores to put up today?
this i did not need to see
FISH’s drinking is getting out of control.
This is how it all starts, increasingly frequent “Hey, I’m sick, can’t make it in today” phone ins, followed by decrease in social events, ending in total seclusion.
Time to speak to GW about an intervention.
That’s how I looked when I was trying to kick heroin. Hang in there Fish, we’re all behind you (cause if we were in front of you we’d get splattered)!
Is this Keanu Reeves????
My money’s on the Doritos. Don’t disappoint Fish.
feel better soon~
btw any idea why some comments are taking anywhere from zero to 4 hours to post lately?
So butts in thongs get a star but graphic vomit doesn’t? WTF scumbags thanks for ruining my goddamn lunch hour.
Boo. Hoo.
Feel better, Fish! Drink lots of ice-water and flush that sh*t out!
I suspect that fish’s gastrointestinal distress was caused by tonguing buttholes or whatever it is you crazy kids are doing these days.
Maybe now you guys will listen to my repeated warnings on the danger of analingus.
$10 on 5 gallons for horse jizz, we all know what Fish is like
* should be of not for
Really?! I can’t believe that any photographer would even snap a shot of this. Damn, don’t you people know how to give privacy?
they stick cameras up britney’s asshole and post up to snap pictures of snookie hopping out of car in hopes of catching her greasy italian beef. but you are surprised they will snap a picture of keanu barfing?
if he dies, he dies.
Old trick to get a day off!
That should have been starred. Some of us are sensitive. Some of us were getting ready for a nice lunch.
The blogger has my sympathy. Stay hydrated so you don’t wind up in the emergency room with a saline drip. That would mean fewer posts for sure.
From the look of the picture, Wolverine’s healing factor seems to be out to lunch. I thought he was a lot tougher than this.
Is that who it is? I thought it was Neo, barfing up Matrix juice in bullet-time. Beyooooooooowwwwwwww.
UGH! I HATE stomach problems.
Hope you puke it all out soon.
I just was eating a grilled ham gruyere sandwich! Thanks!
Poor Fish. The Britney Spears effect has claimed yet another victim. RIP
True. One can only look at so many Brittuccino pictures before this kind of thing happens.
wonder if sandra bullock was driving again
Feel better soon, SW. :(
Wow an image hasn’t conjured such a horrible smell from my memory since an ex-friend sent me a picture of a girl laying down with her ankles up in a bathtub and spraying…oh never mind.
i have yet to get that image out of my head. thanks for the reminder.
GAHHHHHHH I managed to forget about that certain image until now….
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You’re talking about Tub Girl right? I guess I’m the only one in the world who actually found that picture funny.
But my God, you’re right, I can smell that puke from a mile away. I need to quit partying. LOL
Hope you feel better and see something interesting!!!!
On other news, today there were reports from all over the world that productivity increased significantly.
Banner picture is gross, it almost kept me eating my chipotle. Almost.
Get well soon fish.
bunch of pansies.its just puke.
Get well soon guy!
did someone eat tainted eggs? think so, homie!
Ten bucks says you’ve been eating too much of Snookies stink cheese and thats what made you hurl. Not that twat butter is a bad thing. I like to scoop it out, let it congeal in the fridge overnight and then spread it on a warm bagel in the morning.
“I love the smell of stink hole in the morning. Smells like…victory.”
Keanu Reeves? Who is that? Maybe Neo should’ve taken the red pill.
LOL
Great pic. Post some real pics of you hurling.
Anybody using Firefox with AdBlock, you can do a control-click (Mac) or right-click (Windows) to block that specific image so when you come back in search of bikini pics you won’t have to see it again.
You type for a living. From your Bed.
Fucking Crybaby. Fell Better
Should have stayed away from the sushi, dude.
The Fish ate some bad fish.
Feel better!
Ahhh yes! I remember the good old days even if you have a tooth ache you diagnose it as AIDS in your mind. But seriously if pepto didn’t have any effect it might be AIDS…
Most non-triumphant!!
this is the best comment on the whole board.
I was afraid this would happen to you if you posted too many Paris Hilton & Britney pics!
I guess he must’ve finally watched the 3rd Matrix movie.
2nd best comment on the board.
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Dear SW:
You ate something with egg didn’t you.
-Loyal Reader
Get better soon! And only one person does this? Get an intern! (or would that inevitably lead to a lawsuit) seriously though, hope its nothing serious!
Do you remember the days before dudedudetodude and Ohreallynow’s retarded posts? I do. The people here where funny as hell.
cos ur just a fountain of fuckin wit huh?
Yes, I do. those were the glory days. Now we’re stuck with the fuckwits you mention. They’re angrily lashing out at a world that ass-raped them.
well newsflash the aforementioned are not paid to entertain you so fuck off
That’s what ya get from eating crap……………………CRAP………..OUT YER YAPPER
Get well soon purveyor of gainormous titties and celebrity haw haws!
I feel like i’m visiting the hospital! At what floor are the enemas?!
it’s friggin Wolverine retards.
YO! Get better soooon and tell us was it lego, ‘dorito’ or what??? Maybe you’re just pregnant… Nuuh.
Que te mejores pronto!
Awwwww fish get well soon, i already miss you
IS THAT KEANU REEVES?????
Technical difficulties? I don’t mean to make light of this, (belly ache can be a mother-effer)but shouldn’t be solidly challenged?
I thought a monkey was always there to replace all blogers on the world.
I HAVEN’T SEEN A N EXPOSED NIPPLE IN WEEKS, WHATS UP?
Who here has been around long enough to remember KRAZEE KELLEY and what we pulled on her? I vote we do it to dudedudetodude and Ohreallynow
It’s Keanu entertaining the thought of sex with Sandra Bullock
LETS DO IT!
Why would anyone, even a paparazzi, photograph someone throwing up food? That’s disgusting!
It sure is.
And yet someone bought the picture, and here it is actually being used on an internet site that apparently get some traffic & lotsa paying marketing nonsense.
It’s a strange world we participate in.
I scooped that shit up and sold it on eBay, no lie. Thank you, Keanu Reeves!
I always feel better after a good barf. I just hate those dry heaves when nothing comes up those are painful.