Proving he can go five minutes without masturbating, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni took their kids to the beach in Malibu yesterday. Is anyone else freaked out by Tea’s physique? It almost seems to fluctuate from feminine to She-Hulk at whim. Sort of like God slapped breasts on a man’s body and figured “Eh, fuck it. Some sex addict’ll take her in.” Which is a lot more romantic than how my parents met. Not to discriminate against mail order brides or anything. Welcome to America! You make sandwich good. Yes, yes.
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Taz | June 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I would pump her silly!
squeeb | June 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Who’s Tara?
shellibelli | June 22, 2009 at 3:21 pm
she looks good! if she was 350 pounds you would complain anyway.
RichPort's Ghost | June 22, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Tara? I see it’s gimp day at the Fish…
azzman | June 22, 2009 at 3:22 pm
would totally hit it with tea leoni
stump | June 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Tea Bagger
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm
She looks great.
Ella | June 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Wow, David looks dead sexy in that photo!
chango666 | June 22, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Looking at her facial expression as she is attempting to walk, it appeare that Duchovny is hitting that shit HARD. She looks a lot happier in the water where she can cool that box down. He need to get off her for a day or so and let that cooter rest. Come on David, give her a break and take the matter “in hand” for a few days . . . sheeeeeesh . . .
Ren | June 22, 2009 at 3:45 pm
David Duchovny topless and wet.., mmmmm. Who gives a rats ass about Tea Leoni? More pictures of David please!!!!
Fapper_Man | June 22, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I came on my keyboard to these pics. God my balls are tingly. Tea rules biotches!!!
TexasTranny | June 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm
pretty bikini
e-rock | June 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Wow, they both look a lot hotter than I would have guessed!! I read the title of the post, and was anticipating some flabby cellulite, and Im pleasanty suprised to say they look HOT!! And good for them for trying to make things work. Its got to be hard in Hollywood to stay faithful and committed, but at least they are TRYING. BRAVO!!
Alli Watermelon | June 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm
What’s wrong with her body?? She’s healthy and has muscle. OH NO!
Moto Rola | June 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I would love for her to Tea bag me.
TeaLover | June 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Always have loved Tea Leoni. Wish she would do a full frontal pictorial sometime…
RtSS | June 22, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’ve always gotten wood for Tea, but these images are not doing it for me. The one with her bangs showed some promise… It made me think of bangin’ her. She is definitely doable, but you can’t see her gorgeous blue eyes. Sweet blonde, with blue eyes. Now that’s the ticket. I would still like to explore all her openings.
datroof | June 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm
The light is really bad in the photos when they’re in the water. Harsh, contrasty, overhead light.
I’d go balls deep on her. She’s looking very milf-y.
D.D | June 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She’s 43 – holding up pretty well overall
D.D | June 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She’s 43 – holding up pretty well overall
Bo Tocks | June 22, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Tea’s always been too skinny and has no hips. She’s cute and her “one of the guys” personality kind of makes up for things. She that type girl you would have fun having a beer with and you’d be thinking you could casually slide her into bed- and she would go! They are both crossing that line from youthful to middle-aged, that sux. David’s gone puffy, he could do better with some focused working out.
isitin | June 22, 2009 at 6:09 pm
#10 Ren, are you a frivolous faggggggggggg.
Alli Watermelon | June 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm
#21. Please go on. I love reading the opinions of people who are the all-knowing.
Bo Tocks | June 22, 2009 at 7:59 pm
@ 23: Isn’t that what this site is all about, the common commenting on the lifted up pricks? Don’t go all stuffy on me…
mikeock01 | June 22, 2009 at 8:03 pm
she makes my cock sing
iambananas | June 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm
What’s wrong with her body? I really like it! IT’s pretty and toned.
iambananas | June 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm
What’s wrong with her body? I really like it! IT’s pretty and toned.
iambananas | June 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm
What’s wrong with her body? I really like it! IT’s pretty and toned.
assman | June 22, 2009 at 9:28 pm
not bad. the assman would hit it. after a drink or 10.
dan | June 22, 2009 at 10:18 pm
STFU superfish! she looks great unlike you who i imagine looks like michael jackons dick cheese.
vito | June 22, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Hey, #25…
Be careful you don’t get the song all over the front of your pants!
Ljutefisk | June 22, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I CAN’T FAP TO THIS
casualencounters.com/blog | June 22, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Sorry… are we complaining about a woman looking feminine?
captain america | June 23, 2009 at 1:17 am
the bikini is maybe funny
BUT WHO, the hell, IS THIS F*GGOT, folks?
Dread not | June 23, 2009 at 7:27 am
“Drink plenty of liquids, Tea, my sweet. Yes. Yes. Plenty of liquids. It’s hot out here and you need to stay hydrated. What’s that? You have to pee, now? How unexpected.”
*shifty eyes*
“But the restrooms are all the way down the beach, Tea. Why not just wade waist deep into the water and pee? I’ll go in, make sure nobody comes near you.” Whispers to himself, “except me.”
*Dn slips into the water, wicked smile on his face*
“Okay, Tea, coast is clear!”
*Dn slips beneath the surface, shutters as Tea’s warmth slowly envelops him*
bonhomey | June 23, 2009 at 7:53 am
#35 – Yeeesh . . . .
She’s a babe at any age.
jack | June 23, 2009 at 10:51 am
Would hit that piece of MILF ass so hard I’d get arrested.
Mohammed | June 23, 2009 at 11:45 am
I think Tea Leoni is maybe a pre-op transexual. You can see a penis bulge in it’s bikini bottoms.
Parker | June 23, 2009 at 12:36 pm
This is so weird but I have no desire at all to buttfuck her. Normally any time I see a chick in a bikini all I’m picturing is her bent over holding her knees while I’m pounding her pooper but here all I’m seeing is a chick with a bony ass.
Meream | June 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm
She looks great, actually. Love her bikini.
yo | June 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm
She’s got the ass of a 10-year-old boy. Awesome.
Rhialto | June 23, 2009 at 3:32 pm
They look great both,even that David Duchovny is far in his forties.A little regular work out can have big results.And i’m even not talking about his daughter and son.
Galtacticus | June 23, 2009 at 3:41 pm
About 30 years ago people were getting considered ‘old’ somewhere in their 50′s.Times have changed people are getting older,smarter and healthier.It’s all in your head.
HEYTHISISME | June 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm
PLEASE HURRY, CALL THE POLICE!!! SOMEONE STOLE THAT POOR GIRLS ASS!!!!!!
CarolAnne | June 23, 2009 at 6:31 pm
“Ass of a ten year old boy?” She doesn’t HAVE any ass. Or boobs. Those pictures are weird. In one she’s sticking her non-existent ass out. In another one she looks like she’s sucking in her gut. And let’s not forget her gaunt witch’s face. As for Duchovny, I never found him attractive in the first place. He strikingly resembles Alice the Goon.
v tard | June 25, 2009 at 1:29 am
@35:
Thanks, I had a good laugh at that.
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deals lenovo | February 13, 2010 at 8:33 am
Its great to see them together again as a couple. And to the person that said it looks like a “set up” I don’t believe that at all. So, you mean every picture you see of them as a family or a couple is a set up? That’s just plain nuts in MHO.