Taylor Swift in a bikini

The Superficial / December 4, 2009

In case anyone missed these, here are the Taylor Swift bikini pics that started making the rounds yesterday. They’re apparently screen caps from a 2008 home video (after the jump) showing the then 19-year-old country singer frolicking on the beach before she started dominating the entire music world because Kanye West was mean to her and later was forced into an arranged marriage with Taylor Lautner. What? That didn’t happen yet?

*looks at preordained entertainment stories provided by Gay and Jewish mafias like you always suspected*

Shit, it’s not January 11, 2010 yet. Whoops.