Taylor Swift in a bikini

December 4th, 2009 // 87 Comments

In case anyone missed these, here are the Taylor Swift bikini pics that started making the rounds yesterday. They’re apparently screen caps from a 2008 home video (after the jump) showing the then 19-year-old country singer frolicking on the beach before she started dominating the entire music world because Kanye West was mean to her and later was forced into an arranged marriage with Taylor Lautner. What? That didn’t happen yet?

*looks at preordained entertainment stories provided by Gay and Jewish mafias like you always suspected*

Shit, it’s not January 11, 2010 yet. Whoops.

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  1. Que

    Que exciting ampak grains.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Caption for Pic #2

    “Ewww Mister! What’s this white gooey stuff that doesnt wash off easily under running water?!”

  3. pdxfacehole

    HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. The Superficial: all bikini news all the time!

  5. who dat

    Elin, Miley and now, Taylor??!!

    WTF…no pix for a sword swallower like me? I’m tired of jerking off to Toys R Us catalogs.

    C’mon now. Right guys?

  6. lupis

    I guess before Taylor became famous she only could afford a .05 Mega Pixel camera….what ashame

  7. dawson1488

    How is the Superficial not on the Rihanna has Herpes story yet? No wonder Chris Brown was pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. jiz

    Amazing how horny a few grainy pictures of a skinny white teenager can make a man!

  9. Harold^Sick

    Yup, still as dumb as she looks. She should be calling Kanye every day to thank him for the only highlight her career has seen and will ever see.

  10. Rough's wood never sinned!

    If it wasnt for the smaller hips I couldve sworn this was Gaga, who took these shots Breastboy?

  11. Jones

    No thanks.

  12. in the sack

    nothing good here.next!!!

  13. Josh

    Fuckin Sweeeeet.

  14. Kangaroo

    Her big skinny goofy body is just… awkward.

    Seems like a sweet girl tho.

  15. Crusty

    #11 – Hey Harold, by “…..thank him for the only highlight her career has seen and will ever see”, you mean besides the tour scheduled before that stupid fuck stick even walked on stage and embarrassed himself before the entire country? Maybe the tour that has already sold out arenas across the country (and the 17,000 seat places, not the outdoor amphitheater venues)?

    I’m not a huge fan of country music but if you deny Taylor Swift’s talents, then you’re either in denial or a complete idiot.

    Pick one of those two choices – there is no third.

  16. Harold^Sick

    @17

    Thanks for the lesson in pop music? I have seen her perform live and I will go ahead and stick with my original thought, talentless. Next thing I know you’re going to tell me how awesome Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears are. I laugh in the face of your argument that talent sells tickets to shows. Do me a favor: take a lesson in marketing 101, reread your comment, and GTFO. Hahaha.

  17. Crusty

    Harold, I’ll append my comment in that no, she’s not Pavarotti but Swift is certainly more talented than Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears. Your original idiotic comment was that Kayne rushing the stage was the highlight of Swift’s career, a statement that’s ridiculous at face value.

    And yes, I know what sells tickets and given that you’re the one who went to one of her concerts, it looks like Marketing 101 took your stupid ass for a ride, hm?

  18. Parker

    I said last year I’d be happy to give Taylor all the anal sex she wants. She just never called me. It’s not my fault.

  19. Donnie Brassballs

    Looks cute. If anything Kanye boosted her profile but her talent had been doing her well enough to get her noticed.

  20. Morgan

    Lol it’s a bikini-off.

    Taylor wins. Nice body, and beautiful face. I would hug her.

  21. john mccain

    so the pix are here of famous girls in bikinis but there is an ad for McDonalds McGriddles there too so I’m conflicted. Of course the McGriddles ad is written in Mexican so I’m not sure what the sale is all about…

  22. Harold^Sick

    @Crusty

    I am deeply personally offended by the fact that you would assume that I would bear the torture that would be going to a Taylor Swift concert. I’m all about sacrificing, but damn, I’m not Jesus! In fact, I am having a nervous breakdown, from on the repressed memories of having to see one of her songs on the Palladia concert channel, while my arms were broken and I was unable to change the channel, coming back. Make the bad thoughts go away!

    Before the Kanye incident, most people were fortunate enough not to know who she is. Now they has been changed forever because they now know that there is a new low in mainstream pop music, which I didn’t think was even possible at this point in time.

  23. Some Girl

    @24
    Crusty schooled your ass. Move along…

  24. FAT!!! Is she pregnant in the belly and thighs?
    JK, TS is fine as hell and her sweet teen bum would make a fine dish out of which I may anything eat.
    I was really jizzed-up on Emma Watson bikini, then in two days, BAM! Miley and Taylor bikinis. What is poor pedo-bear to do?
    Fap fap fap!
    I just don’t know which is hottest, Miley, Emma or Taylor. They each have such wonderfully compelling virtues (tit$ and @ss).
    It’s a scissor fight between Emma and Miley I think I have to say. Emma wins out?
    Anyone else have an opinion?

  25. Harold^Sick

    @25

    This is an A and B conversation so please C your way out of it. Kthx.

  26. MikeD

    Harold, Crusty are you two really having a bitch fight over Taylor Swift???

  27. pimp

    i’d like to suck on her little titties and chew on her asshole…

  28. jen

    @27

    Wow, way to take it old school. Next, you should say “this is a taco/burrito conversation, nachos!” Sick burn, dude.

  29. timmy the dying boy

    Not bad. She’s good for something then, because she still can’t sing.

  30. Cactus Cougar

    Not only is she cute, but she has a great voice, too. It’s too late for you and your Whitehorse to catch me now. Take that all of you jerks that I’ve ever met in my entire life.

  31. Auston

    Ummm just letting you know these pictures are from FOREVER ago, I would even say from 2007 not 2008…

  32. Danklin24

    She’s hot as hell but she has no butt to speak up and nearly no boobs

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  34. brady

    Taylor Swift was the best-selling artist of 2008. She had platinum albums and number one songs well before Kanyegate.

    You can debate her talent, but I’m pretty sure her career didn’t take off because Kanye was mean to her.

  35. dude

    id crush it then or now

  36. Ally

    if you claim she wasnt famous before the kanye incident then why was she up on stage accepting an award in the first place? one of the many she was nominated for.

  37. I_SEE_NO_ASS

    Where is her ass? it’s like flat without any sort of form… I love Taylor and think she’s one awsome hottie, but damn where is her ass?

  38. Turd da Third

    Christ, she is so fuckin pale that I think she needs two crates of makeup sent to the beach. Not cute, would not hit, just an ugly kid.

  39. um

    SHE’S SO BORING I CAN’T STAND IT. PLEASE DON’T POST ABOUT HER, SHE’S JUST TOO BORING!!!

  40. lola

    I don’t know anything about her music or personality, but she has a nice womanly figure. Fat thighs and hips? That is the shape of an adult female.

  41. overrated. marginal talent portrayed as genius by advertising and media outlets in order to make a buck off of her while they can. she will fall back to mediocre status when they are done exploiting her and she will soon realize no one really gives a shit about her or her horrible songs.

  42. without bikini please..

  43. Harold^Sick's MOMMA

    THAT LANKY, LITTLE WHITE GIRL, IS TALENTLESS AND CANNOT SING. ANYONE WHO THINKS SO, MUST BE A PART OF THE BRAINWASHED MTV GENERATION OR AN OLDER WHITE MALE PERVERT WITH NO PUSSY IN HIS LIFE.

    I BET YOU MASTURBATE TO OLD “BABY ONE MORE TIME” VIDEOS OF BRITNEY AND PICS OF MILEY CYRUS ON THE POLE.

    DOES YOUR WIFE OR LIVE-IN MOMMA KNOW YOU MAKE THE KEYBOARD STICKY?
    NASTY ASS FUCKERS

  44. Harold^Sick's MOMMA

    BTW, TAYLOR SWIFT….
    GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK KANYE WEST.

    BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL OVER MY FUCKING TELEVSION SCREEN BECAUSE OF THAT MONKEY!!

    TWO WORTHLESS PEOPLE.
    POINT AND SHOOT!

  45. momma bryant

    TAYLOR SWIFT….
    get on your knees and thank Kanye West

    BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL OVER MY FUCKING TELEVSION SCREEN AND I’M SICK OF YOUR FACE!!

    TWO WORTHLESS PEOPLE.

  46. ted

    She looks bad considering she is only 19. When you think of all the 40 something celebs who had kids look better than her.

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