In case anyone missed these, here are the Taylor Swift bikini pics that started making the rounds yesterday. They’re apparently screen caps from a 2008 home video (after the jump) showing the then 19-year-old country singer frolicking on the beach before she started dominating the entire music world because Kanye West was mean to her and later was forced into an arranged marriage with Taylor Lautner. What? That didn’t happen yet?
*looks at preordained entertainment stories provided by Gay and Jewish mafias like you always suspected*
Shit, it’s not January 11, 2010 yet. Whoops.
Que | December 4, 2009 at 9:54 am
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Deacon Jones | December 4, 2009 at 9:57 am
Caption for Pic #2
“Ewww Mister! What’s this white gooey stuff that doesnt wash off easily under running water?!”
pdxfacehole | December 4, 2009 at 9:58 am
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taz | December 4, 2009 at 10:03 am
nice!
http://www.popduds.com/ | December 4, 2009 at 10:07 am
The Superficial: all bikini news all the time!
who dat | December 4, 2009 at 10:11 am
Elin, Miley and now, Taylor??!!
WTF…no pix for a sword swallower like me? I’m tired of jerking off to Toys R Us catalogs.
C’mon now. Right guys?
Hit And Watch | December 4, 2009 at 10:32 am
Nice pics.
lupis | December 4, 2009 at 10:32 am
I guess before Taylor became famous she only could afford a .05 Mega Pixel camera….what ashame
dawson1488 | December 4, 2009 at 10:36 am
How is the Superficial not on the Rihanna has Herpes story yet? No wonder Chris Brown was pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jiz | December 4, 2009 at 10:47 am
Amazing how horny a few grainy pictures of a skinny white teenager can make a man!
Harold^Sick | December 4, 2009 at 10:49 am
Yup, still as dumb as she looks. She should be calling Kanye every day to thank him for the only highlight her career has seen and will ever see.
Manasses | February 21, 2011 at 2:51 am
What a stupid thing to say. It shows your education level ignorant
Rough's wood never sinned! | December 4, 2009 at 10:50 am
If it wasnt for the smaller hips I couldve sworn this was Gaga, who took these shots Breastboy?
Jones | December 4, 2009 at 10:50 am
No thanks.
in the sack | December 4, 2009 at 10:58 am
nothing good here.next!!!
Josh | December 4, 2009 at 10:58 am
Fuckin Sweeeeet.
Kangaroo | December 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
Her big skinny goofy body is just… awkward.
Seems like a sweet girl tho.
Crusty | December 4, 2009 at 11:03 am
#11 – Hey Harold, by “…..thank him for the only highlight her career has seen and will ever see”, you mean besides the tour scheduled before that stupid fuck stick even walked on stage and embarrassed himself before the entire country? Maybe the tour that has already sold out arenas across the country (and the 17,000 seat places, not the outdoor amphitheater venues)?
I’m not a huge fan of country music but if you deny Taylor Swift’s talents, then you’re either in denial or a complete idiot.
Pick one of those two choices – there is no third.
Harold^Sick | December 4, 2009 at 11:16 am
@17
Thanks for the lesson in pop music? I have seen her perform live and I will go ahead and stick with my original thought, talentless. Next thing I know you’re going to tell me how awesome Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears are. I laugh in the face of your argument that talent sells tickets to shows. Do me a favor: take a lesson in marketing 101, reread your comment, and GTFO. Hahaha.
Crusty | December 4, 2009 at 11:25 am
Harold, I’ll append my comment in that no, she’s not Pavarotti but Swift is certainly more talented than Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears. Your original idiotic comment was that Kayne rushing the stage was the highlight of Swift’s career, a statement that’s ridiculous at face value.
And yes, I know what sells tickets and given that you’re the one who went to one of her concerts, it looks like Marketing 101 took your stupid ass for a ride, hm?
Parker | December 4, 2009 at 11:26 am
I said last year I’d be happy to give Taylor all the anal sex she wants. She just never called me. It’s not my fault.
Donnie Brassballs | December 4, 2009 at 11:32 am
Looks cute. If anything Kanye boosted her profile but her talent had been doing her well enough to get her noticed.
Morgan | December 4, 2009 at 11:37 am
Lol it’s a bikini-off.
Taylor wins. Nice body, and beautiful face. I would hug her.
john mccain | December 4, 2009 at 11:42 am
so the pix are here of famous girls in bikinis but there is an ad for McDonalds McGriddles there too so I’m conflicted. Of course the McGriddles ad is written in Mexican so I’m not sure what the sale is all about…
Harold^Sick | December 4, 2009 at 11:46 am
@Crusty
I am deeply personally offended by the fact that you would assume that I would bear the torture that would be going to a Taylor Swift concert. I’m all about sacrificing, but damn, I’m not Jesus! In fact, I am having a nervous breakdown, from on the repressed memories of having to see one of her songs on the Palladia concert channel, while my arms were broken and I was unable to change the channel, coming back. Make the bad thoughts go away!
Before the Kanye incident, most people were fortunate enough not to know who she is. Now they has been changed forever because they now know that there is a new low in mainstream pop music, which I didn’t think was even possible at this point in time.
Some Girl | December 4, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@24
Crusty schooled your ass. Move along…
DCLeisurist | December 4, 2009 at 12:08 pm
FAT!!! Is she pregnant in the belly and thighs?
JK, TS is fine as hell and her sweet teen bum would make a fine dish out of which I may anything eat.
I was really jizzed-up on Emma Watson bikini, then in two days, BAM! Miley and Taylor bikinis. What is poor pedo-bear to do?
Fap fap fap!
I just don’t know which is hottest, Miley, Emma or Taylor. They each have such wonderfully compelling virtues (tit$ and @ss).
It’s a scissor fight between Emma and Miley I think I have to say. Emma wins out?
Anyone else have an opinion?
Harold^Sick | December 4, 2009 at 12:09 pm
@25
This is an A and B conversation so please C your way out of it. Kthx.
MikeD | December 4, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Harold, Crusty are you two really having a bitch fight over Taylor Swift???
pimp | December 4, 2009 at 12:23 pm
i’d like to suck on her little titties and chew on her asshole…
jen | December 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm
@27
Wow, way to take it old school. Next, you should say “this is a taco/burrito conversation, nachos!” Sick burn, dude.
timmy the dying boy | December 4, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Not bad. She’s good for something then, because she still can’t sing.
Cactus Cougar | December 4, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Not only is she cute, but she has a great voice, too. It’s too late for you and your Whitehorse to catch me now. Take that all of you jerks that I’ve ever met in my entire life.
Auston | December 4, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Ummm just letting you know these pictures are from FOREVER ago, I would even say from 2007 not 2008…
Danklin24 | December 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
She’s hot as hell but she has no butt to speak up and nearly no boobs
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brady | December 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Taylor Swift was the best-selling artist of 2008. She had platinum albums and number one songs well before Kanyegate.
You can debate her talent, but I’m pretty sure her career didn’t take off because Kanye was mean to her.
Kristin | December 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
chinky
dude | December 4, 2009 at 5:31 pm
id crush it then or now
Ally | December 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
if you claim she wasnt famous before the kanye incident then why was she up on stage accepting an award in the first place? one of the many she was nominated for.
I_SEE_NO_ASS | December 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Where is her ass? it’s like flat without any sort of form… I love Taylor and think she’s one awsome hottie, but damn where is her ass?
Turd da Third | December 4, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Christ, she is so fuckin pale that I think she needs two crates of makeup sent to the beach. Not cute, would not hit, just an ugly kid.
um | December 4, 2009 at 11:55 pm
SHE’S SO BORING I CAN’T STAND IT. PLEASE DON’T POST ABOUT HER, SHE’S JUST TOO BORING!!!
lola | December 5, 2009 at 12:08 am
I don’t know anything about her music or personality, but she has a nice womanly figure. Fat thighs and hips? That is the shape of an adult female.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 5, 2009 at 2:14 am
overrated. marginal talent portrayed as genius by advertising and media outlets in order to make a buck off of her while they can. she will fall back to mediocre status when they are done exploiting her and she will soon realize no one really gives a shit about her or her horrible songs.
gö?üs esteti?i | December 5, 2009 at 5:04 am
without bikini please..
Harold^Sick's MOMMA | December 5, 2009 at 5:27 am
THAT LANKY, LITTLE WHITE GIRL, IS TALENTLESS AND CANNOT SING. ANYONE WHO THINKS SO, MUST BE A PART OF THE BRAINWASHED MTV GENERATION OR AN OLDER WHITE MALE PERVERT WITH NO PUSSY IN HIS LIFE.
I BET YOU MASTURBATE TO OLD “BABY ONE MORE TIME” VIDEOS OF BRITNEY AND PICS OF MILEY CYRUS ON THE POLE.
DOES YOUR WIFE OR LIVE-IN MOMMA KNOW YOU MAKE THE KEYBOARD STICKY?
NASTY ASS FUCKERS
Harold^Sick's MOMMA | December 5, 2009 at 5:30 am
BTW, TAYLOR SWIFT….
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK KANYE WEST.
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL OVER MY FUCKING TELEVSION SCREEN BECAUSE OF THAT MONKEY!!
TWO WORTHLESS PEOPLE.
POINT AND SHOOT!
momma bryant | December 5, 2009 at 5:32 am
TAYLOR SWIFT….
get on your knees and thank Kanye West
BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL OVER MY FUCKING TELEVSION SCREEN AND I’M SICK OF YOUR FACE!!
TWO WORTHLESS PEOPLE.
ted | December 5, 2009 at 5:45 am
She looks bad considering she is only 19. When you think of all the 40 something celebs who had kids look better than her.
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