- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Beyonce has her way with Singapore’s airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan’s music sucks. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna wears weird shit. [PopSugar]
- January Jones is trying to save the sharks? Awesome. Nothing like knowing my right to get goddamn mauled at the beach is being preserved by the woman who made Don Draper sign his soul way. Contracts are his Kryptonite, you freakin’ harpie! [Just Jared]
- Brooke Shields apparently posed for naked photos at age 10 which are now being displayed at a London art museum. Uh, they already caught Roman Polanski, guys. You can stop trying to bait him. [PopEater]
- Jon Gosselin wasn’t fired by TLC, he’ll just appear “less often” on the newly renamed show. The sad pussy train chugs on! [Wonderwall]
- Heather Locklear’s first day on the set of Melrose Place doesn’t end in a DUI. — We’ve been duped. Check her wallet! [ICYDK]
1st | September 29, 2009 at 9:16 pm
1st
mattillac | September 29, 2009 at 9:18 pm
LEGZ!!! *drool*
assman | September 29, 2009 at 9:27 pm
3rd
4th man | September 29, 2009 at 9:30 pm
4th! How tall is this broad?!
legsman | September 29, 2009 at 9:50 pm
5th
Google is your friend | September 29, 2009 at 9:52 pm
She’s 5’4″, according to Google. Average height of a US female. She’s also 16, so I’d keep the drooling to a minimum.
bert | September 29, 2009 at 10:33 pm
just jizzed ya’ll!!!!
bert | September 29, 2009 at 10:35 pm
………and again!!
outdated statistics are your friend | September 29, 2009 at 10:37 pm
she’s 5’8″ and those legs are out of control!
Stephanie | September 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm
SHE WAS CINDY LOU WHO!??
GTBurns | September 29, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Taylor, call me when you are 18.
Cams | September 29, 2009 at 11:28 pm
eww
anon | September 29, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Just looked it up and whoa, I can’t believe she’s only 16. She looks a lot older than Miley Cyrus…
clpierced | September 30, 2009 at 12:28 am
Too bad i hate her on gossip girls! butt hey she looks hott :) love the oufit. i wish i was taller than 5″1 ugh:(
Natalia | September 30, 2009 at 12:39 am
Goooorgeous, but way too young… Saaaaaad day.
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Turd the third | September 30, 2009 at 1:23 am
MOMSHORTS~~~~~gotta love da pockets, a real fashion statement, however I wonder if she would consider selling her used pantyhose :)
ohhhhhhhyeah | September 30, 2009 at 1:25 am
PLEASE lose the drunkenstepfather site. it is so revolting it’s not even funny to us mean-spirited irony lovers anymore!!
gmoney | September 30, 2009 at 1:44 am
i wish is wuz 17 again>>>>>>>>>>ahhhhhhh those days i woulda had her just like everyone else
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The Rough report | September 30, 2009 at 7:39 am
Oh my! is this where I avert my eyes? Didn’t Lelo induct her into the Sexy Hellcat Association the other week?
blood | September 30, 2009 at 7:46 am
Ugh, I don’t want to see what she had for breakfast. Skirt is too short!
que? | September 30, 2009 at 7:56 am
where are her parents? that’s what i want to know.
they need to get spanked for letting her go out like that on the street.
seriously. wtf?
Ken | September 30, 2009 at 7:59 am
I would take a long slow hike up those legs to the Promised Land.
Stroke King | September 30, 2009 at 8:06 am
Is this post because the editor finds her attractive? Skeletal physique and legs that look like she’s starving – I don’t get standards today.
b | September 30, 2009 at 9:35 am
oh my. I think she’s definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she’s 16! That’s so terrible! She’s got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There’s rumor that she’s doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She’s going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.
b | September 30, 2009 at 9:36 am
oh my. I think she’s definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she’s 16! That’s so terrible! She’s got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There’s rumor that she’s doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She’s going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.
farty mcshitface | September 30, 2009 at 9:39 am
she has bony-assed shitty legs.
and the rest of her is fugly too.
farty mcshitface | September 30, 2009 at 9:39 am
she has bony-assed shitty legs.
and the rest of her is fugly too.
fearsarewishes | September 30, 2009 at 10:16 am
Pretty vacant.
Karen | September 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
Her legs are the highway to heaven.
Grammar Police | September 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
Superficial, what’s a “soul way,” and why would January Jones make Don Draper sign his?
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | September 30, 2009 at 10:28 am
She may get Polanskied if she keeps wearing outfits like that.
Pick | September 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
#36, believe me, she’s already been Polanskied. Remember, for 3,500 years prior to the mid 1800s, this chick would be prime marrying age. . And, going back later than that, if you were the strongest man in the tribe, you could just drag her out of the cave by her hair and claim her as you own. Ah, for the good old days
Gossip Girl | September 30, 2009 at 10:45 am
uh, could it get any shorter?
Nathiest | September 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
my god she’s a giant!
Fat Chicks Suck | September 30, 2009 at 11:07 am
Those are some amazing legs – she’s definitely hot as hell. It’s less impressive, however, when you know she’s only 16. Every high school in the country is filled with girls that have smoking hot bodies. If she was 25 and built like that THEN I’d be impressed.
Mike Miller | September 30, 2009 at 11:33 am
This girl seems determined to grow up waaaaaay too fast.
Ken | September 30, 2009 at 11:56 am
She 16, but she’s game and ready to play. Her quote:
“I’m not dating anyone right now, but I’ve had lots of relationships. My parents know that I’m not going to date someone who’s sixteen. Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is; there’s just no way — I would eat a boy my age alive.”
Io | September 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
that dress of Rhianna’s looks like a 12 year old stitched it together in home-ec class
farty mcshitface | September 30, 2009 at 1:01 pm
her bony-assed bird legs look like shit!
Fat Chicks Suck | September 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Yes mcshitface – you’ve already expressed your jealousy/delusions/bad taste in this thread. Take your nonsense and your soggy cellulite elsewhere.
His Huge Greatness Himself | September 30, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Where’s general Darth!?
Darth | September 30, 2009 at 3:06 pm
#46
*Salutes* Yes your Highness!
His Huge Greatness Himself | September 30, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Who’s she and why is she posted here!?
Darth | September 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm
#48
*copy name and paste it in the search engine* It’s just another meaningless Hollywood skank your Galactic Overlord!
Guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Taylor Momsen is 16!
She is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD!! Where are her parents?
Just another saaaad case of the child actor gone bad.