Taylor Momsen wears short skirts and other news

September 29th, 2009 // 69 Comments

- Angelina Jolie apparently owns only one dress/bed sheet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Beyonce has her way with Singapore’s airspace. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Scott Storch admits Brooke Hogan’s music sucks. [Celebslam]

- Rihanna wears weird shit. [PopSugar]

- January Jones is trying to save the sharks? Awesome. Nothing like knowing my right to get goddamn mauled at the beach is being preserved by the woman who made Don Draper sign his soul way. Contracts are his Kryptonite, you freakin’ harpie! [Just Jared]

- Brooke Shields apparently posed for naked photos at age 10 which are now being displayed at a London art museum. Uh, they already caught Roman Polanski, guys. You can stop trying to bait him. [PopEater]

- Jon Gosselin wasn’t fired by TLC, he’ll just appear “less often” on the newly renamed show. The sad pussy train chugs on! [Wonderwall]

- Heather Locklear’s first day on the set of Melrose Place doesn’t end in a DUI. — We’ve been duped. Check her wallet! [ICYDK]

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  1. mattillac

    LEGZ!!! *drool*

  2. 4th man

    4th! How tall is this broad?!

  3. legsman

    5th

  4. Google is your friend

    She’s 5’4″, according to Google. Average height of a US female. She’s also 16, so I’d keep the drooling to a minimum.

  5. bert

    just jizzed ya’ll!!!!

  6. bert

    ………and again!!

  7. outdated statistics are your friend

    she’s 5’8″ and those legs are out of control!

  8. Stephanie

    SHE WAS CINDY LOU WHO!??

  9. GTBurns

    Taylor, call me when you are 18.

  10. anon

    Just looked it up and whoa, I can’t believe she’s only 16. She looks a lot older than Miley Cyrus…

  11. clpierced

    Too bad i hate her on gossip girls! butt hey she looks hott :) love the oufit. i wish i was taller than 5″1 ugh:(

  12. Natalia

    Goooorgeous, but way too young… Saaaaaad day.

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  14. Turd the third

    MOMSHORTS~~~~~gotta love da pockets, a real fashion statement, however I wonder if she would consider selling her used pantyhose :)

  15. ohhhhhhhyeah

    PLEASE lose the drunkenstepfather site. it is so revolting it’s not even funny to us mean-spirited irony lovers anymore!!

  16. i wish is wuz 17 again>>>>>>>>>>ahhhhhhh those days i woulda had her just like everyone else

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  21. The Rough report

    Oh my! is this where I avert my eyes? Didn’t Lelo induct her into the Sexy Hellcat Association the other week?

  22. blood

    Ugh, I don’t want to see what she had for breakfast. Skirt is too short!

  23. que?

    where are her parents? that’s what i want to know.
    they need to get spanked for letting her go out like that on the street.
    seriously. wtf?

  24. Ken

    I would take a long slow hike up those legs to the Promised Land.

  25. Is this post because the editor finds her attractive? Skeletal physique and legs that look like she’s starving – I don’t get standards today.

  26. b

    oh my. I think she’s definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she’s 16! That’s so terrible! She’s got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There’s rumor that she’s doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She’s going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.

  27. b

    oh my. I think she’s definitely achieved the sexpot model look, but Jesus, she’s 16! That’s so terrible! She’s got years and years and years to look hard. Check out acg blind items. There’s rumor that she’s doing hard ass drugs, too. I just want to scoop her up and protect her like a big sister. Too late. She’s going to look 40 in 5 years, unless she pulls a Barrymore.

  28. farty mcshitface

    she has bony-assed shitty legs.
    and the rest of her is fugly too.

  29. farty mcshitface

    she has bony-assed shitty legs.
    and the rest of her is fugly too.

  30. fearsarewishes

    Pretty vacant.

  31. Karen

    Her legs are the highway to heaven.

  32. Grammar Police

    Superficial, what’s a “soul way,” and why would January Jones make Don Draper sign his?

  33. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She may get Polanskied if she keeps wearing outfits like that.

  34. Pick

    #36, believe me, she’s already been Polanskied. Remember, for 3,500 years prior to the mid 1800s, this chick would be prime marrying age. . And, going back later than that, if you were the strongest man in the tribe, you could just drag her out of the cave by her hair and claim her as you own. Ah, for the good old days

  35. uh, could it get any shorter?

  36. Nathiest

    my god she’s a giant!

  37. Fat Chicks Suck

    Those are some amazing legs – she’s definitely hot as hell. It’s less impressive, however, when you know she’s only 16. Every high school in the country is filled with girls that have smoking hot bodies. If she was 25 and built like that THEN I’d be impressed.

  38. This girl seems determined to grow up waaaaaay too fast.

  39. Ken

    She 16, but she’s game and ready to play. Her quote:

    “I’m not dating anyone right now, but I’ve had lots of relationships. My parents know that I’m not going to date someone who’s sixteen. Boys are so much less mature than girls as it is; there’s just no way — I would eat a boy my age alive.”

  40. Io

    that dress of Rhianna’s looks like a 12 year old stitched it together in home-ec class

  41. farty mcshitface

    her bony-assed bird legs look like shit!

  42. Fat Chicks Suck

    Yes mcshitface – you’ve already expressed your jealousy/delusions/bad taste in this thread. Take your nonsense and your soggy cellulite elsewhere.

  43. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Where’s general Darth!?

  44. Darth

    #46
    *Salutes* Yes your Highness!

  45. His Huge Greatness Himself

    Who’s she and why is she posted here!?

  46. Darth

    #48
    *copy name and paste it in the search engine* It’s just another meaningless Hollywood skank your Galactic Overlord!

  47. Guest

    Taylor Momsen is 16!

    She is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD!! Where are her parents?
    Just another saaaad case of the child actor gone bad.

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