- Kristen Bell is no Reese Witherspoon. (Not a link to Jake Gyllenhaal turning the lights off and using his best imagination face.) [Lainey Gossip]
- Audrina Patridge and her wonk-tits will soon find their true calling. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- January Jones skipped the SAG Awards to bang Jeremy Piven. Smart move considering everyone confuses you for Christina Applegate. [PopEater]
- Natalie Portman is stealing boyfriends now which means I need me a girlfriend. Because I have so much love to give. Yeah, that stuff. [Celebslam]
- Taylor Swift takes time off from John Mayer’s penis to fight cancer. [Just Jared]
- Renee Zellweger needs to stay away from automobiles, and not just because she’s a woman. [PopSugar]
- Susan Sarandon spanking random dudes. I have no explanation. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Ashley Simpson’s career is clearly in the shitbox, but at least she’s maintained her dignity by not beefing it during business meetings. [Socialite Life]
- John Edwards and his wife are legally separated. Again two years after it would’ve made a difference. [Betty Confidential]
- Mischa Barton is apparently taking her work clothes home. [Splash News]
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Joe | January 28, 2010 at 3:49 pm
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oooaaahhh | January 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I’ve seen better legs on a piano!
Randal | January 28, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Taylor, you’ve got amazing taste girl. That Eddie Bauer hooded jacket is in top fashion this year and it matches perfectly with your Brandon Button leather biker boots. If they were made for walking, that’s just what you should do to keep your legs looking as good as they do!
Randal
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Richard McBeef | January 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Haven’t seen anything that hot since the Russian’s liberated Auschwitz.
Eat a fucking sandwich.
ella | January 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm
err.. i see her nipples…
ella | January 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
on the up side her outfit is lovely=)
See Alice | January 28, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Taylor Swift and this Taylor = LEGGY
randalisapedo | January 28, 2010 at 4:24 pm
does “randal” creep anyone else the fuck out!?
Heather | January 28, 2010 at 4:35 pm
She’s not legally allowed to smoke yet–she’s not 18 yet. Good job being caught on camera doing something illegal…Unless this is from the Gossip Girl set and she’s not really smoking it…
hungry | January 28, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Someone xray these pics already, they’re begging for it.
lisa | January 28, 2010 at 4:36 pm
nipples
will | January 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Who in the fuck is this bitch? Or 99% of the other retards posted on this site?
Dank24 | January 28, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Isnt Taylor Momsen like 15? Gross Fish!
wags | January 28, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Leggy AND nipply.
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Dank24 | January 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Randal you are the biggest flaming homo ive ever encountered.
gen | January 28, 2010 at 4:47 pm
She’s 16 or 17. Almost legal. Don’t pretend like it’s pedophilia to comment on her legs. She is fully developed and she clearly wants to be an adult, so people are allowed to treat her like one. It will still fuck her up to sleep with some old guy, but I’m just saying, I’m not morally offended by “nipples” comments.
She looks like someone in The Matrix.
Jennifer | January 28, 2010 at 5:08 pm
why does everyone keep saying its illegal for her to be smoking??? ITS NOT ILLEGAL. Its illegal to BUY ciggs before you are 18. Dumbasses
therush | January 28, 2010 at 5:09 pm
What the fuck is a “Taylor Momsen”?
Jennifer | January 28, 2010 at 5:14 pm
P.S. Mischa Barton is the scariest thing I have seen in a while. Not counting the Donatella Versace pictures. Those things could kill Madonna’s thirst for human blood.
L!n | January 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Why is she smoking if shes only 16? WTF!
testington | January 28, 2010 at 6:46 pm
She is ssssssmokin hot….see what I did there
Actually it kinda skeeves me out, but if I were 16 and had to work with Blake Lively I would be sullen too…she used to be cuter with natural hair and fresh face, like in Paranoid Park
callGirl | January 28, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Taylor Momsen is the New Lindsay lohan
Anon | January 28, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Whatever the fuck Mischa Barton is wearing is the grossest, most unflattering thing she could’ve picked out.
On another note, that video of Susan Sarandon is pretty funny. Awesome that she likes Of Montreal!
Richport's Ghost | January 28, 2010 at 8:14 pm
She smokes, ergo, she pokes. Well, in her case, she receives pokes.
Probably from Gary Coleman.
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tjay | January 28, 2010 at 9:29 pm
I like how she is the same age as me (16), and she is smoking a cigarette in public. She used to go to school where i live, I wonder what her parents think.
Bracelets | January 28, 2010 at 9:35 pm
She is obviously extremely hot and sexy.
buy r4i software | January 28, 2010 at 9:57 pm
i really like Taylor Momsen and of course her dress looks so beautiful . but her eye make up was too much..
sy0-201 | January 28, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Hate cigarettes
spmblueeyez | January 28, 2010 at 11:37 pm
what in the hell is up with her nylons?!
Emma | January 28, 2010 at 11:59 pm
I don’t know if anyone else notices the nip action?
Vinnie The Chin | January 29, 2010 at 12:03 am
Headlights are on!
To think she was the little girl in that Grinch movie with Jim Carey.
Sickitten | January 29, 2010 at 12:51 am
Taylor, shanty peasant stock features all around. Man, even with cosmetic surgery throughout, you will be one busted lookin’ Grandma! Plebe/peasant stock!
jonbald | January 29, 2010 at 1:10 am
Taylor Momsen is very good looking girl and this is a true beauty.I like her hair style and cloth and everything.
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lola | January 29, 2010 at 2:41 am
Needs some tights / leggings and a bra! I appreciate that she is trying to hide the cigarette – at least.
Jenna Blaze | January 29, 2010 at 3:24 am
Looking sexy girl!
My Drawing | January 29, 2010 at 3:37 am
dont think you are cool with a cigarette .
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Veronica | January 29, 2010 at 7:24 am
Taylor Momsen was Cindy Lou Who in the Grinch that Stole Christmas.
Plus she’s barely 16. Makes it kind of gross, guys.
Turd da Third | January 29, 2010 at 7:38 am
scrawney with ugly shapeless or toneless legs, he cigarette does add a nice skank touch (at least you know she likes cylinderical things between her lips)
What with everyone wearing thing frigging stupid sunglasses these days,, looks like 1984 again???? Leave the sunglasses, bring back the skin tight shiney spandex!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bosco | January 29, 2010 at 8:15 am
If she smokes she pokes…………………
Max Planck | January 29, 2010 at 9:19 am
Smoker smell like shit.
Celebwatcher | January 29, 2010 at 10:13 am
Who is this kid with the dorky name???
Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!
Nipple Man | January 29, 2010 at 10:49 am
Shouldnt there be one of those BIG RED STARS over her nipples????? She only 17!
Bubbles0luv | January 29, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Is this the set of Matrix 4?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Narcissist | January 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Varicose veins at 16 yrs old?
Look Closely | January 29, 2010 at 2:54 pm
and you can see her panty outline in pix number 6 ummm ummm good
gotta love ‘em, so young n tender