Taylor Momsen is a terrorist

Apparently these Gossip Girl kids are Al Qaeda sleeper agents because they’re waltzing right onto planes armed to the fucking tooth. Via Page Six:

The 16-year-old, best known for her role as Jenny Humphrey on the New York teen show Gossip Girl, sparked outrage when she said playing with her switchblade knife was “relaxing”.
She told U.K. newspaper The Metro: “I have a knife collection. My favorite’s my switchblade.
“I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds.
“I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: “Holy s***!”‘”

Wait. This chick is younger than Miley Cyrus?

*throws laptop off bridge*

I’ve never seen that computer full of me dressed as Spider-man before in my life!