Taylor Momsen is a terrorist

May 13th, 2010 // 37 Comments

Apparently these Gossip Girl kids are Al Qaeda sleeper agents because they’re waltzing right onto planes armed to the fucking tooth. Via Page Six:

The 16-year-old, best known for her role as Jenny Humphrey on the New York teen show Gossip Girl, sparked outrage when she said playing with her switchblade knife was “relaxing”.
She told U.K. newspaper The Metro: “I have a knife collection. My favorite’s my switchblade.
“I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds.
“I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: “Holy s***!”‘”

Wait. This chick is younger than Miley Cyrus?

*throws laptop off bridge*

I’ve never seen that computer full of me dressed as Spider-man before in my life!


  1. Edamame

    What in Holy Hell does she need a collection
    of switchblades for….she needs to use one to
    scrape off some of that black shit around her eyes.

  2. sfindc

    she’s a baby courtney love!

  3. oooaaahhh

    ahh…, yeah… mom…, dad… I’d like you to meet my date for the prom?

  4. Dread not

    Bitch is crazy, taking concealed weapons on a flight. She’s a gangster of love. Way hotter than, Cyrus the Virus.

  5. chris

    going down the road of crash and burn

  6. gossipglut

    so NOT original.

    Anyone remember the model Gia?
    She did it first.
    She did it better.

    get rid of this tart wannabe.

  7. Cup Support

    Hey Taylor, Avril called and she wants her racooon-look back.

  8. Lauren

    ughh.. she’s 16 right? I remember the lame stuff I liked when I was 16.
    Give her a couple of years & she’ll be embarrassed about it.

  9. radio_babylon

    i dont fly specifically because i refuse to disarm. if other people want to be fish in a barrel (in the air or otherwise), thats fine, but im not about to do it. also, knives ARE relaxing, particularly sharpening them.

    yeah, i know, comments about subject matter other than celebrity objectification are forbidden… so on topic, i guess id do her, if she’d wash that shit off her face. uh and were older, too, of course. yeah.

  10. timber

    She looked pretty cute in “Underdog”. Not so much here. Improvement: Fewer items of clothing.

  11. steeb2er

    This is the little girl from The Grinch (Cindy Loo Who). That makes me feel TERRIBLE.

  12. havoc

    Nothing says classy lady like a switchblade….

    .

  13. chupacabra

    what a fucking dumb ass. And look at the geek old perv in the front row oggling her underage flat chest.

    she is trying WAY too hard to be edge and it smacks of fake.

  14. eatme

    poser

  15. Dear Taylor,
    Tila is copying your style
    xoxo

  16. Tek

    She DOES look a bit like Courtney Love, and that’s not a good thing…

  17. Deacon Jones

    *collects laptop from under bridge*

  18. Since when does “terrorist” mean “assclown”?

  19. misterfister

    This little bitch has some attitude on her. Nothing a little deep dicking won’t fix.

  20. lc

    So sad. She really thinks she’s all that. Little does she know she’s absolutely pathetic. She’s like Lindsday….thrown her career out the window. Hopefully she’ll live long enough to see the light.

  21. To quote Tropic Thunder, “I’m just like a little boy playing with his dick when he is scared”.

    I’d fuck her still.

  22. lenne

    I’m sorry… playing with her switchblade is relaxing?
    The hell?

    AND OMG THOSE PICTURES. I remember when she was actually cute…and likeable.

  23. Posh

    I wish she would stop with the raccoon eyes. Looks way better in natural makeup.

  24. steve

    sooo hot

  25. Little he knows is absolutely pathetic. It’s like Lindsday …. Thrown out the window of his career. Hopefully he will stay long enough to see the light.

  26. Looks way better in natural makeup.

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    Tell you a story,there used to have a mountain, a temple in the mountain , a monk live in the temple . . .
    then,
    go to my home
    They are SEXY, GORGEOUS and FUN.

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  29. captain america

    when I was a kid my mother too sometimes…………..

  30. Aimmee

    She just wants press.

  31. sasja

    who would legit go see this poser “sing” in her super hxc band? the amount of trying too hardness is unbearable…

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  33. Uhhh

    Could she try any harder to be “edgy” jesus. I swear she took this straight out of Angelina Jolie’s quotes. I’m guessing that’s exactly what happened…some exec decided the younger generation needs a new Angelina.

  34. salads

    i would lick her ass forever

  35. Rebecca

    god shes such a whore

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