- Rihanna does Good Morning America while Adam Lambert learns a lesson about ABC not being MTV. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa gets breasty at Best Buy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are apparently going to do it. [PopEater]
- Kate Bosworth is leggy. [Celebslam]
- Leighton Meester can go in my stocking. Blake Lively, you get under the tree. [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart tweet together. [PopSugar]
- John Mayer in DETAILS. [ICYDK]
- Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian bought a new home. With his money. [Betty Confidential]
- Ashley Greene? But she’s not dressed all slutty like. This has to be a mistake… [Splash News]
Photos: Rolling Stone
OctoThong | November 24, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I think this may be kiddy porn. Oh well. THAT’S a nice tummy son!
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 24, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Of course that ditch pig Khloe used his money. How is that news? She’ll bleed that brother dry.
dude | November 24, 2009 at 6:48 pm
He’s gay.
OctoThong | November 24, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Why can’t my old man keep a belly like this hottie! I feel like a big old cougar. Rawrrrr.
George | November 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I sooooooooooooooooo want his cock inside me :)
x0ffender | November 24, 2009 at 6:52 pm
He makes me feel all funny inside
susan | November 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm
this boy is meant for sticking in my mouth *sighs*
Anon | November 24, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I thought Robert Pattinson was fairly unattractive until this guy came along. I just don’t see the appeal.
who dat | November 24, 2009 at 7:06 pm
100% this guy is into penis. Vagina would scare him.
It's Me Fuckers | November 24, 2009 at 7:09 pm
this guy is so fuckin yummy… *drools* I’d love to get my cougar lips around him. Robert Whathisname is NOTHING compared to this piece of tasty meat. Thank you fish for giving the ladies some eye candy! We just need to see NAKED pictures of this guy on here! :D Then it will be a perfect world.
Dr. | November 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Yeah. Pattinson is a weird-looking creepy guy that will get worse with age.
This 17-year old kid has a fatass nose that will only get bigger with age.
And yes, pedophiles, excite yourselves! This is kiddie porn.
Dr. | November 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Pedophiles, excite yourselves! This is kiddie porn.
It's Me Fuckers | November 24, 2009 at 7:23 pm
rofl @ ‘Dr.’
why is it suddenly ‘kiddy porn’ to look at a fuckin sexy young man who has had his picture taken for a magazine? You jealous cock sucker! Lol, the guys on this site get to see young FEMALE tits, ass and pussy on here all of the time! Now that the women are finally getting a peek (I still don’t see any cock or even a pube) we are pedophiles? One word for you: FUCKTARD.
Get the fuck over yourself. As for his ‘fatass nose’ , he can lose that in my quim anytime he wants to. ;-)
kitty | November 24, 2009 at 7:32 pm
pattison looks like a dirty hobo!!
This Kid is way hotttttttttttt cant wait till he turns 18 and i can stop feeling like a pehophiler.
me | November 24, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Now that is one good looking body, if only more men looked like that. This will be less weird once he’s 18…
Andy | November 24, 2009 at 7:49 pm
OMG!!! wow!!! I wanna suck on his dirty cock!!
Jerry | November 24, 2009 at 7:52 pm
i would totally tea bag him
FEMALE FAN | November 24, 2009 at 7:54 pm
THANK YOU FISH!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE!!
Suzie | November 24, 2009 at 7:55 pm
mmm…the belt in the 1st pic looks partly undone, just feel like undoing it more!!
Jennifer | November 24, 2009 at 7:57 pm
what a beautiful fuck me face!
he's perfect | November 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm
he isn’t gay you jealous asses!
Dave Mustaine | November 24, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Whats with Captain Caveman?
Benjamin | November 24, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I wanna grease up his ass-hole and have at it. Then, I wanna be on the recieving end! This boy makes me SO fucking horny!
anonymous | November 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm
I don’t get it…this guy looks like a retard. One who lifts weights but man he looks so vacant.
Jessica Kennedy | November 24, 2009 at 8:30 pm
He has too many clothes on, IMHO. ;)
maudina | November 24, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I think i’m in love. Not a fan of Twilight, but that werewolf is HOT. Way hotter than the anorexic vampire. He also seems like a very sweet guy.
who dat | November 24, 2009 at 9:05 pm
You women are so gullible.What do you need to convince yourself this kid is gay. A “facial” from Peter North??
It's Me Fuckers | November 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
mmmmmm… facials…. :D:D
diggler | November 24, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@28
I gotta gallon of hot jizz for ya, you naughty thang!!
Chole | November 24, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Much hotter then Pattinson.
keyboard | November 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm
I love how this little guy is getting fame from the movie now, i think hes gonna have a good career. Can’t think he is sexy though cuz hes only 17 and it makes me feel creepie….
john | November 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm
oh heaven, he’s so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
missywissy | November 24, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Okay, I called it on this guy back when everyone else was blogging about how hot robert pattinson is, I said Shark Boy is WAAAAAAY hotter. the reason? Taylor is healthy looking, pattinson looks like he’s on drugs and is a James Dean wanna-be.
Napoleon | November 24, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Why is Robert automatically ugly/wannabe etc. when you think Taylor is hot?
It’s pathetic how obvious it is that there is a Team Rob and Team Taylor thing going on here. (i bet 99% of the people here don’t even like the Twilight Saga or don’t admit it anyway) Ring a bell anyone?
They are both handsome young men, get over it!
Tire Swing | November 24, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Yeah, he’s not gay. Then why all the favorable comments from men?
um | November 24, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Weird that so many women are getting turned on. I thought usually women aren’t so into images, while men respond really strongly to them. Which is the reason there are so many more topless magazines than, I don’t know, dick magazines? Even ones with naked guys are usually angled towards gays.
So this comment will be totally out of place on a website called, The Superficial, but I can only be attracted to men if I know how smart they are, what their voice sounds like, how they move, what they smell like. Abs are just abs. Whoopee.
Linda | November 24, 2009 at 11:35 pm
I am a girl and I care about looks the most…sorry
so freaking hot!!! | November 25, 2009 at 12:02 am
can you put this on so freaking hot?
Stewie | November 25, 2009 at 12:03 am
Would I hit this? YES I WOULD!!!
Kara | November 25, 2009 at 12:05 am
people have always told me that for a girl I also care about looks a lot…I am just an extremely visual female! :)
Julie | November 25, 2009 at 12:11 am
tell me when he turns 18 so I can fuck the shit out of him
bary | November 25, 2009 at 1:46 am
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in an ageless relationship.
young girls want to have fun with 40+ man and young guys want to have fun with 40+ women.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships
such as =====www.SugarBabyDate.com/ ======
fuckchump | November 25, 2009 at 1:56 am
Tell you when he turns 18? Ha. Dream on fat bitches. You’ll never get someone like this. His nice abs and fatass nose……is out of your league.
Zee Brat | November 25, 2009 at 2:00 am
Wrong picture to use. That cover shot is way hotter.
Also, 17 is the legal age of consent in NYC. So… It’s not kiddie porn for me! WHOO! lol.
Lee | November 25, 2009 at 10:10 am
It surprises me that no one has commented on how pale he looks on the cover shot. Did they white him out to make him more appealing to the masses?
Also, it’s not just his looks that turn me on-if you’ve seen the movie he plays a character that is such a sweatheart. I realize it’s a character and not his actual personality but it still makes my want him!
cai | November 25, 2009 at 10:19 am
im going to jail just for thinkin’ it…
mamamiasweetpeaches | November 25, 2009 at 10:45 am
But ROLLING STONE? What the fuck instrument does this guy play?! At elast Zac efron sorta SUNG a little.
MJ | November 25, 2009 at 11:12 am
Graaaaaaaaaaaaauwww.. (my coogar growl)
I don’t see the sexy in Robert but this.. And the boy is only 17!
lady jesus | November 25, 2009 at 11:19 am
Women ARE turned on by images… when they’re of HOT guys.
Alli Talley | November 25, 2009 at 11:27 am
He is cute, but he sure has a huge shnazzzz. Definitely better looking than Robert Pattison though.