Taylor Swift Wrote a Song About John Mayer

The Superficial / October 19, 2010

For those of you lying awake at night wondering if John Mayer really did have sex with Taylor Swift, it turns out the answer is not only “yes,” but also, “and he bounced immediately afterward.” How do I know? She’s telling us through the gift of song. Here are the lyrics to Taylor’s new single “Dear John” which might as well’ve been titled, “Hope You Liked My Vagina, John Mayer. Yes, That John Mayer. The Douchebag Singer.” Via Popeater:

It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

Granted, there comes a time in every young girl’s life when she has to have sex with the wrong man – Consensual sex, Ben Roethlisberger. Consensual. Calm down. – to learn a valuable lesson about love, I honestly couldn’t tell you what that lesson is because I’m the one with the penis. Which is why it’s important for all you ladies to keep sleeping with questionable guys until someone writes it down. And on that note, I’ll be at Starbucks practicing something called a “neg,” which apparently works because you’re all stupidheads. (Am I doing it right?)

Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.

It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.

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