Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show? The Taylor Swift?

November 14th, 2013 // 49 Comments
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If I had to choose the prudest person in the world to perform at The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, it’d be Taylor Swift followed by a nun in a chastity belt at a distant second. That said, Taylor does have an incredible body that I’ll never have sex with in a thousand years which was pretty much the central theme of the whole show. Also, this picture happened, so we can all rest safe and comfortably in our homes knowing Taylor Swift had to look at a whole bunch of vaginas Leonardo DiCaprio had sex with. Which is the truest meaning of Christmas if there ever was one. Back me up, Tiny Tim. Or sit there crying because you’re dead below the waist and this post does nothing for you. That’s real cheerful.

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  1. she can’t help herself…looks hotter by the day

  2. “Followed by a nun in a chastity belt”? Why didn’t he just say “The Singing Nun“? – Me, because I am old

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    Holy shit, these VS girls are very tall, but theyr’e the same height as Taylor Swift? Never realized she was that tall and proportioned.

    She’s still a psycho bitch though

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    “Yeah, if you put your breasts on display like this, guys’ll totally line up for you. You’ll have song material for years.”

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    “You started spouting poetry. “I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!” You almost got us killed! “

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    Even if she is a bat shit crazy, vengeful little twat, what male with a workable penis wouldn’t want to take a whack at that?

    • ace11

      Gyllenhaal

    • Dox

      I’ll pass.
      Not interested winding up immortalized in song for the next decade with such hits as…
      “You call that a penis?”
      “That was more like five minutes”
      “You realize you fart in your sleep.”

      And that crowd favorite…
      “You didn’t seriously just scratch your balls in public.”

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    Christ, that’s a stunning contrast – look how much the models hips are despite them being roughly the same height and body type. It’s a good six inches difference.

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    catapostrophe
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    You mad, bro?

  9. brick

    I want to have sex with Taylor Swift! There, I said it.

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    Cock Dr
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    Look at Ms Swift just emoting her lil heart out.
    What a tribute here to the transformative powers of shoddily made, overpriced imported lingerie.

    • cc

      ‘shoddily made, overpriced imported lingerie’

      Substitute ‘lingerie’ with pretty much everything these days. Off topic, but I went to Harbor Freight to buy a few things and everything, including some very American-sounding brands, was made in China. Kind of pity if you ask me.

      • Also, “imported lingerie” makes it sound exotic. It’s not like it’s French or Italian.

      • kimmykimkim

        Ugh, China. Fuckin’ everything is made in China these days. That’s one of the reasons everything is shitty quality. And they’re basically trying to kill everyone so, fuck China. Fuck ‘em!

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    Cock Dr
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    Psychological issues aside she does look as hot as a firecracker here.

  12. Inner Retard

    She just wanted all them bitches to know, That’s her boyfriend! – whoever she’s looking at.

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    Cock Dr
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    If I was a guy viewing these pages this shot would surely confuse my boner buzz.

  14. cc

    This was her golden opportunity to hand out her ‘Men Are Bastards and CAN’T BE TRUSTED’ flyer.

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    Cher X
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    Good God the VS girls are looking skinny.

    Now they’re just sticks with boobs (and most of the boobs are just padding anyways)/

  16. She is smoking hot, she should be one of their models.

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    Take a good look Miley – this is how its done. Sexy and classy at the same time.

  18. nadsak

    Just as attractive…if not more….then the VS models.

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    Behind that sexy facade lies the heart of a Succubus. Or at the very least a Siren.

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    Doughnut bumping. Just before impact, apparently

  21. She has the raw, untamed sexuality of a middle school crossing guard captain.

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    Jay Chi
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    “Why, yes! Our legs are long enough for scissoring! Your dressing room or mine?”

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    Oh, she’s wearing the Union …Jizz?

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    Himey Kikesteen
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    edible.

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    That’s it Taylor,strut, tease, pivot, turn and sing a song about how you have been victimized .

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    Wouldn’t it be great if they just started making out?

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    “WHORE !”

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    “Taylor, I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come. Just put out. You’ll be so much happier. And the wang-judging songs? Honey, you’ll need a second beach house just for the Grammys.”

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    “If god really loved me, he’d make Karlie explode right now!”

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    Mad Hatter, my ass. I knew Zack Synder would f**k up Batman.

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    Gotta respect. You must have an ego the size of Montana to be smug on THAT stage.

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    “Oh, yeah? Well I keep my ass obsessively covered, and I still grossed $76 million this year… Bitch.”

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    LLBL
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    “Bitch, take those shoes off! Do you know who I am?!”

  34. Taylor Swift Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
    LLBL
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    “Yo, Taylor, I I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Candice has one of the best asses of all time, one of the best asses of all time!”

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    Bitch looks like she’s about to tip over.

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    richie
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    wow!

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    richie
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    Damn!!

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    Thats a pretty dumb reason to be fired over, for real?

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    i dont dig the bone chic girls

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    you still going in on that Chelsea Handler thing, are you fucking Chelsea Handler

    as far as this controversy, this model doesn’t look better than taylor Swift, but i am going off pictures, video would be a difference maker

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