Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston Are Over Already

Swoki, Hiddleswift, Benjamin Butternuts & The Long-Legged Lesbianaut, whatever you liked to call Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s “relationship” is officially over, according to Us Weekly:

They’ll always have Rhode Island. Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have called it quits after three months of dating, multiple sources confirm exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly.
“She was the one to put the brakes on the relationship,” a source close to the couple tells Us. “Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with. Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection but Tom didn’t listen to her concerns when she brought them up.” Now that they’ve split, the source says, Hiddleston is “embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out.”

Everyone catch that? The driving force behind #Taymerica thought their relationship was “too public.” Seems legit. In the meantime, PEOPLE also confirmed the break-up, so as the world mourns, let us never forget the precious gift Tom and Taylor’s summer of probably never once having sex gave us: Ryan Reynolds wishing for death during the whitest picnic you’ll ever see in your life. It was in New England for Chrissakes.

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“Tom, break your glass and jam it into my eye. Tom? TOM!”

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