Taylor Swift Said Tina Fey & Amy Poehler Are Going To Hell For Making Fun Of Her. They Responded.

March 6th, 2013 // 62 Comments
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In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Taylor Swift‘s asked about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cracking an innocent joke at the Golden Globes about her dating Michael J. Fox‘s son. It was harmless and should’ve been taken in stride, so naturally Taylor Swift cried about it and dropped this way out-of-proportion quote Katie Couric once told her: “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” Fortunately, for us, Tina and Amy each responded with two to three sentences that are way more entertaining than anything Taylor Swift will ever write about getting dumped again. So here’s Amy who was reached for comment first by The Hollywood Reporter:

“Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist, and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.”

And Tina who Entertainment Tonight got a hold of:

“If anyone was going to get mad at us, I thought it would be James Cameron. I did not see that one coming. It was a joke. It was a lighthearted joke.”

And while both of those responses were awesome (Who doesn’t enjoy a quote that suggests James Cameron is more likely to burst into tear than Taylor Swift?), I like how neither one pointed out Taylor Swift thinks making a joke about her serial dating should damn a person to burning in eternal hellfire. Which makes you wonder how she reacts to actual offenses like, oh I dunno, say being dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal who lied about being heterosexual. Because where do you go after playing the Hell card? Forcing them to listen to your albums? That just seems too far. Like Hitler but you also found out he’s a pedophile far.

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  1. Tina Fey Amy Poehler Golden Globes
    Ashley
    Commented on this photo:

    Anytime someone says something nasty or comes out with an insulting joke, and that person retaliates, they always use the excuse “it was just a joke.” A cheap excuse for not being funny.

    • JC

      I thought it was funny. I’m actually disappointed that they showed any remorse at all for such a tame jab. I would have gone with something more like, “If that prissy little stickbug doesn’t like it, maybe she should stop calling so much attention to it by writing a shitty song about every ex. And possibly shorten the boyfriend queue to only 4 or 5 per month.”

    • Is this Randall’s sister?

      • Randall's sister

        Taylor Swift is a talented and beautiful young woman who is clearly the victim of spite and envy from Fey and Poelher. They only wish they had the grace and popularity that would allow them to flatback for so much of Hollywood’s elite in such rapid succession. Kudos to TayTay for standing up to these bullies! We’re keeping out fingers crossed that one of the next 70 or 80 guys you date this year will turn out to be Your Special One!

    • Fuck off, Taylor.

    • Darling

      Let me guess. You love the stage 5 clinger that is taylor swift. Maybe if she didn’t make her personal life so public, it wouldn’t be the butt of a joke. You reap what you sow.

  2. Well they speak the truth, you can’t fault them for that.

  3. Juch

    Watch out girls, next thing you know Taylor will be passing around mean notes about you during gym class, and you won’t get invited to her pool party this summer!

  4. Dick Hell

    Taylor’s hit (it) and run relationships make sense now. Who wants to spend more than a few minutes with a humorless diva?

  5. Duder

    Because obviously Taylor Swift, 22-year-old pop star, couldn’t possibly be sarcastic in quoting Katie C.

  6. Lemmiwinks

    Is that special place in Hell just a front row ticket at a Taylor Swift concert or is a backstage pass included?

  7. ZZZ

    You know she thought she was so damn smart for using that quote. The fact that it was so over the top ridiculous makes her look so damn stupid.
    STFU

  8. Jimbo

    Now Tina and Amy will get a song written about them. Taylor will show them…

  9. Rob

    The worst part of this is that she doesn’t even know that what she said is a Madeline Albright quote.

    BTW, am I the only surprised at how rockin Poehler’s boobs are?

    • Not me. I’ve been an Amy Poehler admirer/stalker for years now. She’s a little hottie. I just keep it to myself so nobody else will notice how great looking she is and I will have her all to myself.

  10. mike

    I am like the majority of people: wouldn’t of known or cared about what has transpired if TS didn’t open her mouth.
    One Word Taylor needs to learn: Midol

  11. karlito

    doesn’t get pissed when Kayne West rips an award out her hand and says that Beyonce deserves it more than her and she just shruggs it off but this joke about her being a serial dater has her ass in the lemon puckering position makes no sense to me. i guess the truth hurts more.

  12. “There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.”

    I guess all the women in my workplace (and, well, any place I’ve ever worked at) are going to hell since they’re all backstabbing catty bitches.

  13. Tina, Amy… I’ll save you ladies a seat up front with me. Do you prefer brimstone, or non-bromstone? Ah, who am I kidding… it’s all brimstone!

  14. skunk

    i smell a new single

  15. Dead Fish

    I’ve got a feeling Taylor makes Miss Delaware seem like a hot lay in comparison.

  16. Jade

    I honestly don’t understand Taylor Swift. Is she an adult or a child?

    She is like 23 yrs old, and dates teenage boys still in high school, and she herself acts like a young teenage girl with her petty antics. And, she is too stupid to see that all the joking about her comes from what she does and how she acts about it.

    Then, she gets joked about in a show in an environment and presentation famous for it, and once again she acts like a baby about it telling people to go to hell. I’m so sick of hearing about her child-like behavior.

    Taylor honey.. you’re 23. Act like an adult.

    • Burt

      She seems desperate to make herself seem younger than she really is. Tweens don’t generally listen to people well into their twenties, after all.

  17. Just think of the scope to Taylor Swift fucked up. Kanye West, the most hated man on the fucking PLANET douched on her, instantly endearing her to the world. I mean, HOW FUCKING BAD do you have to be to lose that kind of sympathy?

  18. Maybe this is why every guy in her life leaves as fast as their legs will take them after about 3 weeks. Because she has no sense of humor.

  19. anonym

    I will fuck Tina Fey and Taylor Swift together.

    Tina’s fun balances out the Taylor’s unfun

  20. Cher X

    What I’ve learned from these comments is:

    1) Taylor has a lot of stupid fans

    and

    2) They have the same lack of humor that she has.

  21. wenzone

    I’m assuming this is being taken out of context & she’s just joking, because getting rich writing albums of obviously transparent songs about your celebrity ex-boyfriends & expecting immunity from jokes being made about yourself is PRETTY silly and hypocritical. You get rich dishing it out, you have to be able to live with the bounce back.

    • Frank Burns

      But Taylor is the prettiest and most popular girl in all of Middleton Junior High! No snarky girls from the high school across town get to make fun of her without getting their comeuppance! Come on teens, let’s to toilet paper their yards after bible study!

  22. whatthe

    I swear, if Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were men, they wouldn’t be famous “comedians”. I use parenthesis because neither of them are particularly funny and aren’t as humorous as the least talented male comedian out there.
    There is such a double standard for female comedians.

    • Foxy

      You know, whatthe, you’re right. It is SO hard being a man in this world, you guys!

      • whatthe

        I admit that I exaggerated a bit, but it is true that a male comedian of Tina’s and Amy’s caliber would never make it far. So there is a double standard.

    • Me

      Those are quotation marks, not parentheses. These are parentheses ( ). That being said, Poehler and Fey are awesome, and old Swifty girl is a panty wailing frump who needs to grow up and get a grip.

  23. Tina Fey Amy Poehler Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh you were finished? Well allow us to retort….”

  24. For such a young woman, Taylor comes across as a humourless bitch. You expect to have a new boyfriend (who’s also famous) every Monday morning and others won’t make fun of you? Get real.

    Also, Tina and Amy shouldn’t make fun of you because they’re women? Go fuck yourself.

  25. kery

    Taylor should grow up, she is 23 years old already so stop acting like a child you bitch!!

  26. kery

    Taylor should grow up, she is 23 years old already!!!

  27. siddhartha

    I for one , am “never , ever, never, ever buying any Taylor Swift Merchandise” Spoiled cunt !!!!

  28. Sandoucheky

    It’s so funny there was a time when we all felt bad for her when Kanye snatched her mic at the VMAs. Now she’s the alpha pop cuntbag.

  29. After this crap, Taylor Swift should be made fun of at every awards ceremony

  30. Tina Fey Amy Poehler Golden Globes
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tina, you’ve underestimated Jon by at least 38%.”

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