Taylor Swift Thought She Won Album of The Year,
She Didn’t

January 27th, 2014 // 29 Comments

Taylor Swift, who, again, looked way more awesome at Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy party, was up for Album of the Year at last night’s Grammys and had the joy of finding out what happens when two competing albums start with the same letter because here she is starting to lose her shit as Alicia Keys starts to read “Random Access Memories” and not “Red.” However, to her credit, she composes herself almost instantly, and even more surprisingly, without being a pissy cunt. Although, I am hearing reports that Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer were both found handcuffed in an old restroom with a hacksaw laying between them. It’s probably a coincidence.

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  1. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    She looked good when playing the piano.

  2. this video makes my whole week. SIDDOWN, BITCH!

  3. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
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    [Scans room....] “Shit, no Kanye, no ex-boyfriends in sight. How’m I gonna get motivated for this performance? Wait, there’s Beyonce’ !! Physically perfect… 17 Grammys… millionairess… fulfilled mother… new album all about her billionaire husband’s giant cock…. OH YEAH, Momma’s feeling that hate. Let’s rock this bitch!!!”

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    [Scans room....] “Shit, no Kanye, no ex-boyfriends in sight. How’m I gonna get motivated for this performance? Wait, there’s Beyonce’ !! Physically perfect… 17 Grammys… millionairess… fulfilled mother… new album all about her billionaire husband’s giant cock…. OH YEAH, Momma’s feeling that hate. Let’s rock this bitch!!!”

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    comment error… sigh.

  6. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
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    Still judging all of you.

  7. j-sin

    Hate bang? Hate bang.

  8. Greg

    Worst part of it, she lost to the FRENCH. BAUAAHAHAHAHAHAH

  9. Kevolution

    I would like to console her.

  10. Taylor Swift 56th Grammy Awards
    IndustrialBunni
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    I like her and I dont think she’s compensating for beyonce being in the room. She seemed to enjoy the performance by Beyonce and her husband.

    Could it be the shallow one is you?
    :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Taylor don’t care, still the hottest chick there.

  12. Steve R.

    Even with the winter olympics coming those ice lugers still found time to beat Taylor, amazing.

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    And the Grammy goes to…TAYLOR….John, bassist from Duran Duran..’haha

    No, really…Grammy goes to….RED!!! As in…Little Corvette. Grats, Prince!

    Haha, sorry….Grammy goes to…really, this time….RED…ding, Otis.

    “OK, fuck you.”

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    cajunhawk
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    Shitty music gone shit

  15. Too funny. Swift bitch definitely thought she had won for a second…

  16. lawn

    Big deal. Far be it from me to defend anything Taylor Swift does, but I think you’re all reading way way too much into this.

  17. kery

    Well at least now she knows that nobody is perfect…;P

  18. tlmck

    No talent and not very hot. Welcome to modern Hollywood!

  19. chuckles

    Why is it so satisfying to watch her be disappointed? I’m gonna watch it a few more times till I understand.

  20. Poor Charles Nelson Reilly on her left almost had a heart attack…

  21. Helena Handbasket

    Her moment has passed, a younger crew is coming up after her to grab up all the “talented newbie” awards. That second of her flinching in her seat is the official moment that she jumped the shark.

    Ah, like sipping a hot cuppa cocoa on a cold winter’s day.

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    Shemp
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    Jeez, is that piano fucking her?

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    Turtle
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    Crazy eyes

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