If the Internet’s primary purpose is porn, it’s secondary purpose is.. well, probably cat photos. But after that it’s finding old pictures of people who look like current celebrities and then accusing them of being vampires. So keeping with that tradition, via Buzzfeed here’s Taylor Swift when she appeared on a 1990 episode of Sally Jessy Raphael as Satanist Zeena LaVey. And while there isn’t any video, just assume “Zeena” talked about her new spell that can make any man fall in love with her forever and how that couldn’t possibly ever backfire.
Taylor Swift Is A Time-Traveling Satan Worshipper
May 13th, 2013 // 34 Comments