REESE: *walks up* Hi. I just wanted to say my daughter and I love your music.
TAYLOR: Oh my God, I love your movies. Thank you so much.
REESE: Please, it was my pleasure. *notices cameras*
TAYLOR: Wow, this got awkward, huh?
REESE: Pfft. Only if we let it. It’s all in the past, okay? Don’t you worry about nothin’.
TAYLOR: Yeah, you’re right. Hey, can I ask you something? Did he only want to stick-
REESE: Every single time.
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Is Reese Witherspoon really that short, or did someone shoot her with a Snooki-Ray?
Yup, she’s pretty small. And Taylor’s around 5’11″ and wearing big heels.
why does taylor swift who’s already 5-11 insist on wearing 6″ fuck-me heels
Reese has on some tall heels too. never realized either was that short/tall
Insecurity…
lol I don’t think any girl who’s nearly six feet and continues to wear super high heels wears them because she’s insecure.
It’s only weird when the girl is tall and fat.
Yes, thank you Marley. I’m 5’8″ and love wearing big heels. People ask me, “why do you need to wear big heels? You’re already tall!” I don’t NEED to, I just like them. It does takes some confidence when you’re towering over everyone wherever you are. It also doesn’t hurt though to have a boyfriend who’s 6’4″. ;D
what the fuck you showing off for?
AHAHAHAHAHA
Its funny because JG likes the butthole.
I wish i knew how to quit that
And then they sing Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other.
Best Willie Nelson song ever.
A SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET, SKEETSKEET SKEET SKEET!
I don’t know whether to be scared that Taylor is freakishly tall or Reese is freakishly short.
me neither
Reese: “I challenge you to a duel! Choose the weapons!”
Taylor: “Your chin versus my elbows!”
Reese: “You’re on, bitch!”
Christ, that broad is huge. I knew she was a big girl, but damn.
I wonder how she’ll incorporate this into a song.
Reese is 5′ 2″ and Taylor is 5′ 11″.
that’s almost 6 inches difference!
And my cock is 9 inches. I would do both of them at the same time.
Cute, a guy that thinks length is important.
…and who hacked his handle.
Swift’s face looks drastically different than most other photos. She almost looks as old as Reese.
Stick bugs age faster than humans.
Classic dude, classic LOL I nearly snored my cereal outta my nose
Swift has this HUGE HEAD, she looks like a squinty alien.
Attack of the 50 Foot Women, Part II
They fit oddly well together. See how Reese’s breast fits in Swift’s waist, and Swift’s breast sits on Reese’s head? I feel like we should explore this further.
It’s cuntinental drift.
Taylor looks terrible here. At one point she was almost incandescently beautiful. So much so that John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhall’s abrupt departure from her confused me. Then it occurred to me that she’s barely an adult, and she seems like the kinda chick who would balk at the notion of sucking a cock. Same goes for Reese for that matter.
a task that even jake can’t say no to
Swift was always a 2-bagger.
This is one of those times where I can’t think of anything snarky to say. I think Reese is gorgeous. And Tila Tequila looks better than usual, too.
Really? Jake did both these chicks in the can? I thought most chicks hated that, let alone Hollywood starlets with money. huh….
“Fi Fi Fo Fum…”
SOOO funny LOL
Hahahahaha
Okay, new rule for Reese Witherspoon. Unless you want to look like an oompa loompa, never stand next to Taylor Swift again.
Is it wrong that I just pictured these two in a lesbian movie, with Reese doing Taylor from behind with her chin?
get some help
REESE: *walks up* Hi. I just wanted to say my daughter and I love your music.
TAYLOR: Oh my God, You are so short and old
REESE: Can we take pictures together?
TAYLOR: Are you sure?
REESE: Let me see that photos… Please?
TAYLOR: If they remake snowwhite you can be one of the dwarfs. I dont understand why people pay you millions to be in movies.
REESE: (To Photogrpaher) Please dont share these photographs. I will pay you a lot of money for it if you agree.
Taylor walked off all proud and feel disgusted with movie industry.
Reese walked away feeling she make a mistake and realised she should only take picture with ugly fat fan boys.
Wow, just…. just stop. That was a horrible and pathetic attempt at not only humor, but the English language as well buddy.
was that shit suppose to be funny?
Judging by the look on her face, 10 bucks says Taylor’s next big hit will be called “Reese’s Pieces”…
that CHIN of reese “with a spoon” doesn’t bother you?
damn. she looks huge.
you don’t realize it until she stands next to a midget.
she is so pretty and anyone who says something about her chin is an idiot. she is gorgeous
Taylor’s 5″11. Reese is barely 5 foot.
“TAYLOR: Yeah, you’re right. Hey, can I ask you something? Did he only want to stick-
REESE: Every single time.”
so funny i almost peed myself. mr. superficial dude…you’re a genius.
I’ve decided that I would be OK with fucking either one of them.
We’re all very impressed.
It´s like something out of a magic RPG:
“Young gyllegorn, free from the spell of witherstroll, sought true love
in the embrace of Taylor-elf. Alas, twas not to be as T-elf is swift in
matters of ye heart, and quickly sought to bond her tall legginess
around our brave ranger all too soon…”
The giant and the elf, Ryan really was into those fairytales.
Julia Robert will never make this mistake by standing side by side with a younger more beautiful country music goddess.
LEAVE TAYLOR ALONE
Wow that tall bitch is so flat and plain!
got damn thats a huge bitch
she looks like lurch
shit is that a man
she has to have a dick no wonder no one stays with her after they discover that shit
hmm taylor can be a mans name too i vote its a man
this bitch makes the most stupid ass faces all the time wonder if she was hit in the head as a kid
milf is saying damn is this a man or a tranny im confused as shit… also thinking i look fucking spectacular compared to harry and the henderson
defiantly a man