Before everyone accurately calls that headline flagrantly irresponsible click-bait, here’s Taylor Swift standing next to Alexander Skarsgard after having dinner with the cast of The Giver last night, so I think I’ve provided more than enough proof. A sonogram would’ve been less reliable. More importantly, now we know the name of Taylor’s next album which is “I Will Never, Ever Stop Squirting Out Babies.” Featuring the tracks:
Another One?! How Is That-
FOUR! F*cking Four?!
Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?!
You Give It A Name!
My Life Was Easier With That Gay Guy, What’s His Face? (Jake Gyllenhaal)
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