According to Page Six, Taylor Swift‘s parents are straight Katherine Heigl-ing her career which is really all I wanted to post about. Not so much the specifics of what’s happening to Taylor’s career, or why her parents are to blame, but that Katherine Heigl has been reduced to a go-to term for how hard a parental unit is fucking their child’s career. I needed to feel good about the world for a minute. Just one minute. It’s getting rough out there.