Taylor Swift Will Burn Her Enemies In A Forest Fire, Or Some Shit
On New Year’s Eve, Taylor Swift released her new video for “Out Of The Woods,” which just like “Bad Blood” is probably some sort of high-budget, overly elaborate bitch slap at Katy Perry or whoever the hell Taylor Swift hates right now. (Michael Dudikoff? I’m going with Michael Dudikoff.) Although, I did figure out that the wolves represent all the mean boys who’ve hurt Taylor’s feelings, which is amazing because it was totally subtle. Until one of them gets jerked off at an Asian massage parlor. I can’t be the only who saw that.