And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts
And while that seems like the most unattractive photo of her anyone could take, here’s Taylor’s impossibly long legs taking a hike in tiny shorts, and it’s like the Justin photo never even happened. Sure, I’m looking right at it, and I’m seeing her scream, “YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!” at a man who only touched her shoulder, but The Matrix is telling my brain her butt is juicy and delicious. And by The Matrix I mean my penis because it lives in an isolated techno-world devoid of human contact. That movie hit a little too close to home.
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