Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’
While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff’s body’s going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter’s shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married during the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because I equate getting married with singing to somebody’s butt. Anyway, Taylor’s rep is denying the two are dating which, again, seems ridiculous after your client sings a song to another woman’s butt, and no, I can not stress that enough. Taylor Swift sang to a butt. These are facts, and it’s my duty to bring them to the peoples. THE BUTTS WERE SANG TO!
— kathy (@kathyparkk) December 5, 2014
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