Are Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss Lesbians?

August 14th, 2014 // 29 Comments

Yesterday, there was a big to-do over Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss possibly being lesbian lovers after Gawker reported on The Daily Mail pulling down a piece about them living together which could just as easily be explained by the fact that they don’t. Except that still leaves unanswered questions like why hasn’t Taylor Swift written a song lately about a boy who dumped her for planning their wedding on the second date? And if they’re not lesbians, how come I can see them having sex when I close my eyes? Also, there’s the matter of this:

What am I supposed to do with this? Just pretend it doesn’t exist?

Photos: Instagram

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  1. j/k

    I don’t get it. Is that the sign for two vaginas?

    • Kelly

      Four in the pink, none in the stink!

      • That, or maybe it’s like Gay Gang signs. You know “D” is the fourth letter..for Dyke.
        Yeah that’s it.

        That being said, Dear Ms. Taylor: Please produce and distribute forthwith a sex tape with your new GF.
        That is all

  2. Jimbo

    Looks like Karlie has a handful of Taylor’s vagina

  3. Jimmy

    That’s some long sharp scissors.

  4. Kelly

    Thanks Obama!

  5. Hey, can I watch?

    No?

    Then I don’t care.

  6. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
    notme
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    wow… who gives a shit?

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    brick
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    Where’s Terry Richardson when you need him?

  8. Kimmykimkim

    “We can fit this many in!” – Taylor Swift and Ellen Degeneres.

  9. Marketing Mike

    It would explain several of her questionable dating choices.
    The Ultimate Celebrity Beard, and later a song featuring
    you as her cheating hetro male! It doesn’t get any better.

  10. terry

    If she had a body like Abbie Cornish we could talk.

  11. This is great news! If anyone needs me, I’ll be rubbing one out in the shitter here at work.

  12. JimBB

    Dream on, guys.

  13. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    “Karlie! That’s NOT where I keep my Tic Tacs!”

  14. Swearin

    If Christian Science has taught me anything, its that just being around a gay person for any nominal length of time can make a person become gay, so obviously hanging with Ellen has made Taylor Swift gay. And everyone else who’s ever been on her show, which is practically everybody….oh no….

  15. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    Fish, you are such a dip-douche. Seriously. Grow a brain.

  16. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    Talk about lipstick lesbians! Amiright!??

  17. wow i thought that was an early picture of Jane Curtin.

  18. cc

    If ever there was a time fora leaked sex tape, this is it,

  19. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    I’m pretty sure at some point in my childhood I passed this picture on the Long Island Expressway with the words “Alive with Pleasure” under written underneath it.

  20. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    I’m pretty sure at some point in my childhood I passed this picture on the Long Island Expressway with the words “Alive with Pleasure” written underneath it.

  21. I think they’re both pretty cute. I guess I must be a lesbian, too.

  22. Unless they release a sex tape, I really don’t give a fuck.

  23. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
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    I see Taylor’s completely overlooking the giant red flag of her roommate trying to become her twin. Have the lessons of “Single White Female” been so quickly forgotten?

  24. Taylor Swift Karlie Kloss Lesbians
    wowsers
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    Need the zoomed out version of this pic. BTW, whats up with the walrus in the middle of the prairie?

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