Yesterday, there was a big to-do over Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss possibly being lesbian lovers after Gawker reported on The Daily Mail pulling down a piece about them living together which could just as easily be explained by the fact that they don’t. Except that still leaves unanswered questions like why hasn’t Taylor Swift written a song lately about a boy who dumped her for planning their wedding on the second date? And if they’re not lesbians, how come I can see them having sex when I close my eyes? Also, there’s the matter of this:
What am I supposed to do with this? Just pretend it doesn’t exist?