Taylor Swift & Kanye West Had A Dinner Date

“I MEAN THIS SOUFFLE IS ALRIGHT, BUT IT DOESN’T THE RESPECT THE ARTISTRY LIKE BEYONCE’S SOUFFLE DOES. YOU EVER HAVE BEYONCE’S SOUFFLE? I’MMA LET THIS SOUFFLE FINISH BUT BEYONCE’S SOUFFLE IS THE GREATEST SOUFFLE OF ALL TIME!!! NOW, GIRL, WHEN YOU GOTTA STOP TALKIN’ ‘BOUT YOUR EXES ALL THE TIME? WHEN’S THAT GONNA STOP?”

“When are you going to stop talking about yours?”

“TOUCHE, BITCH, TOUCHE. *grabs waiter* YO, IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES MY WIFE’S GONNA COME UP IN HERE WITH A BABY. YOU GONNA LET IT SHIT IN YOUR KITCHEN. ALSO, THESE ARE NOT BREADSTICKS. THESE ARE LIKE A BREAD-TWIG. I DIDN’T ORDER NO BREAD-TWIGS. BEYONCE HATES BREAD TWIGS!!”

(Okay, you got me, I bugged the table. I had the table bugged. Guilty!)

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