And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt
Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift “not fitting in” at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it’s Taylor’s doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor Swift to have except if you look at the photos, Victoria’s Secret let her perform almost entirely for her girlfriend’s butt. She probably got to make Ariana Grande wear a vintage New York Giants hat and call her “Dr. Jones” which are probably the most erotic words I’ve ever written in my life. You’re welcome.
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