Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Broke Up

I’m not even sure if this existed long enough to count as a relationship, but Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have already called it quits, according to People:

“They’re over,” a source tells PEOPLE about the short-lived relationship. “It ended last month.”
No reason was given for a split, and the stars reps didn’t have immediate comment, but the two spent the holidays – and their birthdays – apart.

While this will only fuel the gay rumors surrounding Jake, none of us will ever truly know until Taylor sings a song about it, and that song will be titled, “Hey, Why’s Your Penis in That Guy’s Butt, Jake Gyllenhaal?” But until then, we’ll have to make do with our imaginations and quietly assume she had an abortion. It’s the polite thing to do.

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