Taylor Swift Is Writing Songs About Katy Perry Now

Taylor Swift’s schtick used to be writing songs about jerk boys who didn’t make every single date like The Notebook. But she’s evolved as an artist (and a woman… nope, that wasn’t creepy) and has moved on to writing songs about other pop stars who steal her roadies or some stupid bullshit. I honestly don’t know because she’s literally all wet in the pictures. Where am I? What’s happening? Focus, FOCUS. Via Rolling Stone:

Swift’s focus on sisterhood cuts both ways, because when another woman crosses her, she’s equally fierce about hitting back. The angriest song on 1989 is called “Bad Blood,” and it’s about another female artist Swift declines to name. “For years, I was never sure if we were friends or not,” she says. “She would come up to me at awards shows and say something and walk away, and I would think, ‘Are we friends, or did she just give me the harshest insult of my life?'” Then last year, the other star crossed a line. “She did something so horrible,” Swift says. “I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.’ And it wasn’t even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. And I’m surprisingly non-confrontational – you would not believe how much I hate conflict. So now I have to avoid her. It’s awkward, and I don’t like it.”

And just so everyone’s absolutely clear she’s definitely talking about Katy Perry who dated John Mayer right after he dumped Taylor, here’s the very next sentence:

(Pressed, Swift admits there might have been a personal element to the conflict. “But I don’t think there would be any personal problem if she weren’t competitive,” she says.)

Because I’m a serious journalist (Cock photo?) I did some digging, and the last time Katy Perry and Taylor Swift were photographed together at an awards show was 2011 even though both of them were at the VMAs just two weeks ago where they could’ve easily bonded over getting screwed over by John Mayer just like Taylor did with Reese Witherspoon. I mean, I told Shaneesha the other day, “girl, I ain’t even know why they don’t just talk about getting done did by the same man,” but that bitch be all like, “damn, while y’all gettin’ up in other people’s bidness?” She always been a trick-ass ho like that. I love her though.

UPDATE: Definitely Katy Perry.

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