It started with Lainey Gossip, and now People is reporting Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are not only dating but were spotted together in New York City for the SNL cast party over the weekend. So since I want an exclusive, too, let me be the first to say these two are definitely going to get married, and here’s why: Taylor wanted to with John Mayer because let’s assume he said he would to get her pants off. While Jake wanted to with Reese Witherspoon because… he’s seen Kirsten Dunst naked? Truthfully, I don’t know how you explain something like that. I bit off more than I can chew here.
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