Taylor Swift Had Ian McKellen Evicted

And that’s the night that the rent was too high for Magneto

I’ve been trying to warn people that Taylor Swift is an unstoppable evil, but mostly that turns into a post about how hot her Victoria’s Secret model-like body is and/or that time she farted, so I may have dropped the ball here every single time. Anyway, she once had Ian McKellen evicted, so here’s the story of how he tried to fight back and is probably dead now. Via E! News:

“When I was living in Peter Jackson’s apartment in New York, Taylor Swift bought it while I was there and I was thrown out before I wanted to leave!” he said in an interview with Gay Star News. “That hardly puts me in Taylor Swift’s team, does it?”
No, it doesn’t seem McKellen has made the cut into Swift’s squad, which includes Selena Gomez, Gigi Hadid and many, many more. But it doesn’t seem there is any “Bad Blood” here! McKellen completely understood why he had to vacate the premises once the pop star had made it a home of her own.
“She bought [the apartment], she had every right to—I was just lodging there for free!” he added. “She did ask me to appear with Patrick Stewart at her show in L.A., [Warning: Sick Gandalf Burn in 3.. 2.. ] but I had something else to do that night.”

See? Exactly like I told you. You either join The Collection or perish. (RIP, Batgirl.) Of course, the real tragedy is that Ian McKellen was probably getting ready to do something adorable with Patrick Stewart like dress up as shrimps and show up at Brett Ratner’s house with guns. THERE WAS STILL MORE INTERNET TO MAKE, YOU DARK WHORE!

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