Taylor Swift Got Dumped Again
Let’s get this out of the way, so we can move on to more important topics like celebrity weathermen pooping themselves. After barely two months of dating, One Direction’s Harry Styles has already kicked Taylor Swift to the curb, according to Page Six. And while this is the part where I’d ask what the hell she’s doing (or not doing) to send these guys packing so quickly, there’s really no point because we’re all going to get a turn here shortly. In fact, I’m #5,689 which hopefully isn’t after Photo Boy because he does this weird thing where he puts his penis in a woman’s vagina instead of crying in the corner because they took one of your comic books out of the bag while you were in the can. The man’s a deviant.