Taylor Swift performed at the Grammys last night where, to the surprise of absolutely no one, she might as well have opened “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by saying, “This is dedicated to Harry Styles of One Direction because Harry Styles dumped me, Taylor Swift, and I will never shut up about that shit until someone new dumps me. Then it’s that guy’s turn.” Granted, that’s not as subtle as talking in a British accent, but I’ve seen your flaps, Taylor Swift, and they are HUGE. So start slapping them on the table. You’re a big girl now.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN / Video: Us Weekly
A self-aware person would, at some point, say to themselves, “Maybe it’s me.”
she’s not self aware, she’s a 12 yr old girl playing kiss the boys and run away. she’s the one that gets dumped. she won’t put out and the guys won’t put up with that. they all want some puss-puss not lissy kissy bullshit.
And she’s about 5 years away from LeAnn Rimes crazy desperate hag land.
Hollywood and self-aware are mutually exclusive. I understand event organizers are obligated never to invite one if the other already RSVP’d.
I bet she’s fucking the balls off of guys. She’s been linked to 15 guys in five years.
I’d say she’s been linked to 15 guys in five years precisely because she’s not fucking the balls off of them.
Discuss.
Once the balls come off, performance degrades rapidly. This could go either way.
If she was a man, people would be saying her choice of dance partners was a little creepy, since she seems to favor high school aged kids.
This girl is so pathetic. All she does is put out a new song every other month whining about the last boyfriend she had and didn’t fuck (even though she got fake tits last year to attract the next boy).
Get over yourself. Sing about something else, ANYTHING else.
I cringe and look away every time she’s the topic. Her Aura of Lameness hits me first. I’m not even psychic, it’s just a really thick aura, like swamp gas.
Perhaps she needs to start dating Sammy Ronson (LiLo’s ex).
Guys do not measure up some how.
Taylor Swift: the music industry is not your personal Burn Book. Get over your breakups like every other young woman your age: eat some chocolate, cry about it, and then MOVE THE FUCK ON.
Well, not sure there’s anything wrong with her using her personal experiences to make music, but one would hope she’d move on from high school at some point.
Her time trap is probably why the music she is producing really sucks and is boring.
She is a sad fucking woman. I agree with Karlito. She is a 12 year old girl playing dress up. She comes across as very immature. I’m sick of hearing about her bullshit. I hope the day comes when people stop buying her shitty records forcing her to sing about something else.
Still would do. On an unrelated note, is there any way to intentionally produce temporary deafness?
Gentamicin or other aminoglycoside antibiotic can do it. Usually temporary, I’ll need you to sign a waiver.
All I know is when she and Jennifer Love Hewitt have their Nobody Loves Us Magic Mike slumber party, I’m intercepting the pizza guy in the lobby.
Oh god, best comment ever. Good luck with that.
This is starting to feel like a Twilight Zone episode, where we are all trapped in Swift’s version of a Junior High school until she works out her issues. In this episode, during band practice, Taylor points out a boy who was who didn’t like the poem she stuck in his locker after third period civics class.
I’m guessing when her audience grows up/she burns out at 26 she is going to have a few years of solitude to look back and go “holy fuck, I did that wrong.”
I don’t think she should be wearing white while making those gestures
Kanye: “I know I should be interupting this, but…”
Kim: “She should switch between them more, the one in back will start to go limp”
“I totally hated pretty blonde girls like you in high school, but we’re both rich now so let’s be besties!”
Don’t care, I would lick every square inch of her, she is fucking hot.
Hold still. We can’t see the camel toe.
Anyone else read the title as ‘hair styles’? I was like wtf?
that’s a tall tree I’d kill to climb.
“This is for you, Harry Styles! I know we only dated for about a month, but I’ll be complaining about our relationship for the next year or so in song form! Hit it!”
I thought she looked cute. However, she’s painfully asinine.
Since her core-audience is 12 to 16 y/o wall flowers I’m sure her actions were probably well recieved. However, I suspect she may find it hard to get quality suitors in the future if she doesn’t change her behaviour patterns.
What a CUUUUUUUUUNT.
that is all
She could write all the songs she wants about me after we break up as long as I tapped her a few times
Wow she’s become pretty fucking retarded. She used to be the shy but well-spoken girl we all sympathized with when Kanye took her microphone. Now she’s a total LA baguette
Now that is a nice set of wheels. Love to take her for a test drive .
Those legs are HOT!!!
Oral, anyone???
C’mon, you’ve got to be kidding. i don’t want to be hard on the girl, but, her body screams awkward.
Gene Simmons has an entire room full of gifts KISS fans have sent him. Mariah Carrey has a room filled with Hello Kitty gifts from fans. Taylor Swift considers herself too important to even have an assistant open fan mail? Classy.