Taylor Swift Wore This, And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Sideboob

The Elle Style Awards were last night, and while I have no idea what that even means or why Lindsay Lohan was invited (Is it a purse thief convention? A purse thief convention for hookers? An orgy for pickpockets!) I do know that Taylor Swift doesn’t normally wear whatever the hell she’s wearing, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s sideboob was visible. I also know how to bury a lede because that was what? A million words before I finally got to anything resembling information people might want to know? SUCK IT, OTHER JOURNALISTS.

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