Jake Gyllenhaal Has Sex With This And Other News

October 26th, 2010 // 41 Comments

- I’m on board with this. [Popeater]

- Pulpo Paul sleeps with the fishes now. Or more accurately doesn’t, but just go with it. [Dlisted]

- Kim Kardashian can wear leather pants? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Karissa Shannon looks like she got knocked up in that sex tape. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Carey Mulligan has rebounded from The Beef already. [Lainey Gossip]

- Justin Bieber is a lipstick lesbian now. [Hollywood Life]

- Chad Michael Murray might return to One Tree Hill. [Just Jared]

- Ryan Gosling apparently lives in Ryan Reynolds’ shadow. [StarPulse]

- When Celebrities Go Drankin’ [Celebslam]

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  1. TAB THE FIRST POSTER

    FIRST. I AM FIRST IN THE LAST TOPIC OF THE DAY.

    FAER ME.

  2. brit boys are cool

    She is starting to get on my nerves. What was she thinking when she thought she had a chance with John Meyer? I think she needed the material for her new album.

  3. Ash Bones

    She has a tight beaver.

  4. Rough skills and power tools

    I can translate the first pic. It actually says: you cant have this if you’re not in show business…

  5. It had to be said

    OK, a few things. First, I would like Kim Kardashian to wear those leather pants all day, then sit on my face. But that might just be me.

    Second, Ryan Gosling is that dickhead with all the kids, right? Married to the crazy bitch? He doesn’t look like Ryan Reynolds at all.

    Third, that little white girl is too skinny for sex, isn’t she?

    • cocoa j

      you’re thinking of Jon Gosselin…
      Ryan Gosling is that douche from Lars & the Real Girl and the Notebook. Kiiiinda looks like a lanky, sickly Ryan Reynolds, I guess…?

  6. clinchpoop

    hm i’m on the fence as to how good that looks with the clothes off and the lights on

  7. Taylor Swift on The Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Being extremely fucking adorable will not compel me to like or purchase her insipid country flavored songs.
    She can come over and have some of our lasagna. Looks like she could use a square meal.

  8. timmy the dying boy

    Kim’s pants: so many cows had to die!

  9. Taylor Swift on The Today Show
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    who cares she has the body of a boy and is not pretty

  10. Taylor Swift on The Today Show
    G
    Commented on this photo:

    “O” face

  11. Vito

    I think Taylor Swift is gorgeous. Thin, but gorgeous nonetheless. And that Jake Gyllenhaal dude is one lucky mother fucker. Although she’s not a mother. But I digress…

    Imagine those lovely lips wrapped around your dick. Daayaam!

  12. i’d enjoy some sex with her mouth…

  13. That headline reminds me of a joke…

    Q. How does Jake Gyllenhaal make Taylor Swift cum?

    A. Who cares?

  14. Cunt

    Built like a giraffe, no ass, no tits, probably queefs when she comes too.

    • See Alice

      No ass ? We looking at the same picture ?
      Granted Taylor is not Rikishi (Kim and Jlo Phatu .But No ass ?

  15. captain america

    she is one & the same with freezer.

  16. Lucky jake if he’s tappin that! I’d sure as shit be if i were him. Boo on the lack of ass shots or upskirts. Taylor’s tip top. Make the extra effort.

  17. Jill

    Please, someone buy her some nice implants. C cups would be fine. Silicone, of course.

  18. I can walk to the local university and find 10 girls within 5 minutes that are 10x hotter than her.

  19. Brat

    She is turning into the Jennifer Aniston of music. Annoying, a little slutty and a personality that deems every guy to grow tried of eventually.

  20. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    She does have hips so I can see Jake grabbing them for pushing.

  21. Taylor Swift on The Today Show
    ahole
    Commented on this photo:

    I´d tap that. Over, and over, and over…

  22. I can’t see Jake grabbing anything of Swifts, other than her purse and some make up tips. Jake is about a feminine as Swift is.

    Her whole “I’m a wholesome american girl” act is growing tired. She’s not fooling anyone anymore but I gotta say, being with Jake is about as safe as a woman being with Richard Simmons.

  23. Pangulin

    Taylor Swift is rapidly becoming the “One Trick Pony” of country music.
    All her songs sound the same and have the substance of something written by a 12 year old. She claims she writes about her life as she experiences it. Frankly, her life must be an endless stream of sameness because that is what her music has become….same song different verse,new guy to dis for breaking her heart. She needs to get over the idea that everyone wants to know about her life in intimate detail or have someone else,preferably a competent songwriter write her music. She should then get a competent performer to actually perform for her and retire! She can’t sing live and her movements on stage, especially when she tries to dance look like she is suffering from a neuro-muscular disease.
    As far as her being sexy…maybe to someone who has been living in a cave, is 14 years old OR has been without female companionship for the past 20 years, but to real adult males she is about as sexy as a stick!
    I think it is more than likely that she and Jakey-baby were playing dolls together!

  24. terryo

    She better like anal cause thats all Jake does!

  25. Stogie

    Taylor Swift is OVERRATED!! She can’t sing period. Think of the real gems of country music or any music for that matter. Swift is well not so swift. Sexy? Are you f—ing kidding me? She needs to eat a damn sandwich or two.

    • tangerine

      god u guys are harsh
      i mean thats why half the girls on earth dont know what u guys want .
      One min its tall and sexy the next its fat and curvy
      all women are shapes and sizes
      and all u guys trashing her are no better

  26. Taylor Swift on The Today Show
    SuperMhario
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate this creature with a passion.

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