- I’m on board with this. [Popeater]
- Pulpo Paul sleeps with the fishes now. Or more accurately doesn’t, but just go with it. [Dlisted]
- Kim Kardashian can wear leather pants? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Karissa Shannon looks like she got knocked up in that sex tape. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Carey Mulligan has rebounded from The Beef already. [Lainey Gossip]
- Justin Bieber is a lipstick lesbian now. [Hollywood Life]
- Chad Michael Murray might return to One Tree Hill. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Gosling apparently lives in Ryan Reynolds’ shadow. [StarPulse]
- When Celebrities Go Drankin’ [Celebslam]
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FIRST. I AM FIRST IN THE LAST TOPIC OF THE DAY.
FAER ME.
No, faer you!!!! lol
She is starting to get on my nerves. What was she thinking when she thought she had a chance with John Meyer? I think she needed the material for her new album.
I agree.
She has a tight beaver.
Tight and wet!
Face and ASS I’d dive into! Far more par than the usual skanks, KK, Paris, etc. If she wants kids, baby you got my ph#!!!!
Not anymore she doesn’t. That beaver has beens tretched worse than the waist band on a pair of Snooki thongs….
Christ, how do any of you know for sure how “tight” and “wet” she is? I mean, John Mayer dumped her for a reason.
I can translate the first pic. It actually says: you cant have this if you’re not in show business…
OK, a few things. First, I would like Kim Kardashian to wear those leather pants all day, then sit on my face. But that might just be me.
Second, Ryan Gosling is that dickhead with all the kids, right? Married to the crazy bitch? He doesn’t look like Ryan Reynolds at all.
Third, that little white girl is too skinny for sex, isn’t she?
you’re thinking of Jon Gosselin…
Ryan Gosling is that douche from Lars & the Real Girl and the Notebook. Kiiiinda looks like a lanky, sickly Ryan Reynolds, I guess…?
hm i’m on the fence as to how good that looks with the clothes off and the lights on
^ Agreed.
you’ll be huge in there.
Being extremely fucking adorable will not compel me to like or purchase her insipid country flavored songs.
She can come over and have some of our lasagna. Looks like she could use a square meal.
Kim’s pants: so many cows had to die!
who cares she has the body of a boy and is not pretty
“O” face
I think Taylor Swift is gorgeous. Thin, but gorgeous nonetheless. And that Jake Gyllenhaal dude is one lucky mother fucker. Although she’s not a mother. But I digress…
Imagine those lovely lips wrapped around your dick. Daayaam!
i’d enjoy some sex with her mouth…
That headline reminds me of a joke…
Q. How does Jake Gyllenhaal make Taylor Swift cum?
A. Who cares?
I bet she squeeks.
Built like a giraffe, no ass, no tits, probably queefs when she comes too.
No ass ? We looking at the same picture ?
Granted Taylor is not Rikishi (Kim and Jlo Phatu .But No ass ?
she is one & the same with freezer.
Lucky jake if he’s tappin that! I’d sure as shit be if i were him. Boo on the lack of ass shots or upskirts. Taylor’s tip top. Make the extra effort.
Please, someone buy her some nice implants. C cups would be fine. Silicone, of course.
I can walk to the local university and find 10 girls within 5 minutes that are 10x hotter than her.
You can also be charged with violating the court restraining order placed on you BY the University.
hahahahhaaha
She is turning into the Jennifer Aniston of music. Annoying, a little slutty and a personality that deems every guy to grow tried of eventually.
She does have hips so I can see Jake grabbing them for pushing.
I´d tap that. Over, and over, and over…
I can’t see Jake grabbing anything of Swifts, other than her purse and some make up tips. Jake is about a feminine as Swift is.
Her whole “I’m a wholesome american girl” act is growing tired. She’s not fooling anyone anymore but I gotta say, being with Jake is about as safe as a woman being with Richard Simmons.
Taylor Swift is rapidly becoming the “One Trick Pony” of country music.
All her songs sound the same and have the substance of something written by a 12 year old. She claims she writes about her life as she experiences it. Frankly, her life must be an endless stream of sameness because that is what her music has become….same song different verse,new guy to dis for breaking her heart. She needs to get over the idea that everyone wants to know about her life in intimate detail or have someone else,preferably a competent songwriter write her music. She should then get a competent performer to actually perform for her and retire! She can’t sing live and her movements on stage, especially when she tries to dance look like she is suffering from a neuro-muscular disease.
As far as her being sexy…maybe to someone who has been living in a cave, is 14 years old OR has been without female companionship for the past 20 years, but to real adult males she is about as sexy as a stick!
I think it is more than likely that she and Jakey-baby were playing dolls together!
I second this.
She better like anal cause thats all Jake does!
Taylor Swift is OVERRATED!! She can’t sing period. Think of the real gems of country music or any music for that matter. Swift is well not so swift. Sexy? Are you f—ing kidding me? She needs to eat a damn sandwich or two.
god u guys are harsh
i mean thats why half the girls on earth dont know what u guys want .
One min its tall and sexy the next its fat and curvy
all women are shapes and sizes
and all u guys trashing her are no better
I hate this creature with a passion.