Mariska Hargitay Meeting Taylor Swift’s Cat Counts As News Now

“I named my cat after your life’s work. You’ll meet it or die.”
“Yes, Lord Swift.”

For 16 years, Mariska Harigtay has played Olivia Benson on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. And in return for her hard work and dedication, the biggest headline of her career will be meeting Taylor Swift’s cat of the same name because that’s how much unparalleled power we’ve given these fur bastards thanks to an over-abundance of celebrity breasts and readily available porn. Just hours upon hours of it waiting for the click of a button with no cost to the user at all. It’s like something out of a dream. A magical, magical dream. — What were we talking about? Hey, look, a cat!

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