Taylor Swift’s Cat Is Hitler And Everyone Hates It

During a recent appearance on The Graham Norton Show, John Cleese asked Taylor Swift right to her face if her cat was in an accident because it looked “damaged.” And I’ll be the first to say, who could ever possibly give a shit? Except this is the Internet, and the Internet is 90% cat photos and porn, so naturally the whole thing lit up with, “LOLOLOLOLOL what a stupid cat” because apparently our greatest first world problem is having to look at Taylor Swift’s deformed cat. Unless, wait a minute, is it hurting her legs? Is that furry retard fucking up her legs?! I’LL THROW IT OFF A BRIDGE! *rummages for burlap sack*

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