Let’s Start With Taylor Swift’s Ass Cheeks #VMAs

August 25th, 2014 // 24 Comments

Somewhere between making Diet Coke commercials and getting a dog with Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift realized she has the body of a Victoria’s Secret model complete with 9,000 mile long legs. So here she is at last night’s VMAs showing off more ass and vulv than Miley Cyrus because we live in a Bizarro World now where up is down, yes is no, and it’s safe to have sex with Paris Hilton without a condom on. Retroactively. *crosses fingers, scratches balls, refills Valtrex just in case*

Photos: Getty, MPNC/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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    Cock Dr
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    I doubt Taylor has a vulva. When you take off her little doll clothes all you’ll see is a little seam in the plastic down there.

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    JC
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    I approve of the legs and the cheek reveal, but the fact that she’s taking fashion cues from toddlers’ rompers makes me feel weird.

  3. She seems to fluctuate between having a 50s and 70s vibe all the time. I’m definitely seeing 70s here.

  4. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    I’m confused.

    The top says “Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity.”

    The bottom says “Fuck the pain away, fuck the pain away.”

  5. She looks fine, I guess.

    Tedious as fuck to be around, I’m sure. But still worth throwing one in to.

    • She’ know you were trouble and write a disparaging song about you. Frankly I find her a colossal bore with her perpetual “look at me, I’m so hot” looks and vibes

  6. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    What ass cheeks?

  7. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    …really guys? really?
    …she and paris hilton: two chicks greatly assisted by flattering angles. (plus, i never understood the whole “legs all the way up to here” trope, why that’s supposed to be so hot)

  8. Good place to start. Wow, she is in some kind of shape.

  9. ace11

    I still can’t believe Gyllenhaal got in that

    Shocked actually

  10. PassingTrue

    I’m willing to take the high road and say that I have no problem with what I’m seeing here.

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    cajunhawk
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    How can someone have negative ass?

  12. that reminds me, I need to iron my shirts for the week.

  13. cc

    That crooner certainly has a sweet derriere.

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    Suck It Trebek
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    Aren’t ass cheeks supposed to go outward?

  15. I would definitely throw in that. Ass isn’t great but those are some damn fine legs!

  16. Still packing all the raw sexual energy of watching a Full House marathon inside a Chuck E. Cheese.

  17. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    70s butt.

  18. mtv is still on?
    and people(?) still watch it???

  19. bart s.

    Ass cheeks?
    Where?

    She’s built like a 11 yr old boy, I think only priests are turned on by those ass cheeks.

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    Back pain
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    Even with viagra and looking at this picture i got nothing going

  21. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
    Hmm
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    Uh yeah, she is pretty fucking hot.

  22. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    Penis: “We’re having cognitive dissonance again?”
    Me: “Uh-hum.”
    Penis: “Yeah, I thought so.”

  23. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    Severe case of Noassatall.

  24. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    What’s with the Richie Sambora hair?

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    anonym
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    she knows how to pose.

    It’s her “you know you want some” look

  26. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    Remember, the FDA classifies rompers as a “gateway garment”.

    So by the time Taylor drops the third single from “1989″, she should be totally pantsless.

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    Taylor! Taylor! Ms. Swift! Hold on a moment, you dropped something. Yep, here ya go. Dropped your ass way back there. Whew.

  28. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
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    Taylor Swift thought bubble: “Shoulda practiced more poses. This one’s getting old.”

  29. terry

    Assless as a motherfucka!

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    MrG
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    Without those high heels, I think her ass might actually be concave.

  31. zrfgh

    what ass?

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    Clem
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    At least she’s minding her P’s and Q’s

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    Sarah
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    Y’all stop hate’n on Taylor! she looks DARLING!

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Heels MTV VMAs
    Sarah
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    Y’all stop hate’n on Taylor, she looks DARLING!

  35. Paul

    I’d like to bang her six ways from Sunday and lick her like a lollipop and run into her hard, fast, and repeatedly. I want to hear how she squeals & squirms, grunts & groans, whimpers & whines. I’d like her to pass out because she came so hard from everything I’d done to her.
    It wouldn’t happen of course . . . . but I’d -like- it to.

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    CheckYoTits
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    what ass cheeks?

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