Let’s Start With Taylor Swift’s Ass Cheeks #VMAs

The Superficial / August 25, 2014

Somewhere between making Diet Coke commercials and getting a dog with Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift realized she has the body of a Victoria’s Secret model complete with 9,000 mile long legs. So here she is at last night’s VMAs showing off more ass and vulv than Miley Cyrus because we live in a Bizarro World now where up is down, yes is no, and it’s safe to have sex with Paris Hilton without a condom on. Retroactively. *crosses fingers, scratches balls, refills Valtrex just in case*

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