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she refused to get into that position with all her ex’s and that’s why she’s single.
She’s Amazingly Hot!
This looks like something my grandma would wear.
“Would you like a Top of the Pops bitter breakup song created in your honor?”
Please, won’t somebody take me home? I want to have a torrid romance with you for a month or two, then have a very angry break up shortly thereafter. I need material so I can write Album #5. You might be embarrassed in front of the world and you won’t get anything from it, but it will all be worth it for me: I got to have a little fun, I made several millions of dollars more at your expense, and then I can move on to the next guy who I will do the exact same thing to! Awesome!
Those boots do great things for her thighs.
Obviously, she’s at the sexy vixen end of her bipolar disorder again.
I wonder how she’d feel about singing the lyric,”You peed in my butt and then stole my purse and ran out the door while I was in the bathroom”? I’m willing to try to make that happen.
all of a sudden, i’m in the mood for a game of Twister.
spread ‘em, baby.
Damn she is a hottie.
I dont think I have ever even thought this in my head, much less said it out loud: she looks hot in this pic.
I’d hit it so hard, candy would spill from her belly like a broken piñata.
she hot and crazy, like Jodi Arias the Mormon slayer
Now shethinks she’s Carrie Underwood! Geez – Give it up Taylor.
Taylor Swift is rockin’ the MILF look, trolling for another sub-18 year old boy to write a song about.
I dont like her. She acts like her vagina dont stink.
Yes, she’s hot. But knowing who she is and what she does, means I would never touch her.
Confused again.
-Sincerely,
John Mayer’s Dick
She’s the next Shania.
I’d fuck that hotness. Taylor looks like she gives a good blowjob
She looks like the type who would think a blowjob is ‘beneath her’.
Cuntastic !
I can see which way the feet are pointing, yet I still don’t know if this is the front or the back.
One the perks of being an old geezer is I’ll never have “Taylor Swift backup dancer” on my resume.
I’ve seen pictures of her without makeup. It’s amazing what a good makeup artist can do.
I’d like to go out with her for a while so that she could write and perform a song about me slipping my tongue up her butthole and banging her silly.
I’d like to be one of those backup dancers. I’d plant my face firmly between her butt cheeks and get busy.
you think taylor likes big dicks?
Miss La Vey also has a passing resemblance, similar name and shared devilish intentions with Debra LaFave, a school teacher convicted of having sex with one of her students.