Taylor Swift Looked Like This At The Brit Awards And Other News

- Lisa Lampanelli feels she has the right to call Lena Dunham a “nigga.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Ke$ha fellates cannoli which in her defense is really the only way to eat those things. Let’s not put on airs. [Dlisted]

- Relive the ass-majesty of Hump Day all over again for the very first time. [theCHIVE]

- Kanye West’s baby is in her stomach. Why the hell would Kim Kardashian keep working? [TooFab]

- Inspiring Arthritic Sea Otter Dunks A Basketball Like A Boss (If you don’t click on this, you’re dead inside. Or holding out for tits, understandable.) [BuzzFeed]

- What the hell is Emma Stone wearing? [Popoholic]

- Kristen Stewart named “Ugliest Actress in Hollywood” by British people. [IDLYITW]

- So this is what Selena Gomez would look like as a porn star. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jenny McCarthy wants to bang Bradley Cooper. [Celebslam]

- G’day, naked Shanina Shaik. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Vanessa Hudgens still expects you to believe she didn’t leak her own nudes. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Wesley Snipes and Diamond Dallas Page as zombie-fighting cowboys, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

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