Taylor Swift Tried To Bang Bradley Cooper
“Bradley has absolutely no intention of getting together with Taylor,” a source told RadarOnline.com.
“First of all, her reputation precedes her. Bradley is very wary of dating someone who is a bit of a serial dater like Taylor.
“He thinks she’s far too young for him and wants to date someone his own age, not 16-years younger because he’s ready for something serious.
“It was a little awkward for Bradley. Jennifer came to him and told him that Taylor was interested in getting together.
“He had to politely decline, knowing full well that Jennifer and Taylor are friends.”
When reached for comment, Bradley Cooper told The Superficial, “Whoa, wait a minute, I didn’t say any of that. I specifically said, You’re out of your fucking mind if you think I’m going to be the subject of a song called, ‘Hey, Guess Who’s A Secret Homo. It’s Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper’s A Secret Homo.’ In fact, when I talked to Jen- wait, shit. Give me that tape recorder!” In related news, Bradley Cooper is remarkably adept at pinning a man down and taking what he wants. Probably should’ve seen that coming.