Good Gawd, Taylor Swift’s Body

After spending the morning equating Ke$ha’s face with terrorism, making light of body issues and generally violating a woman’s privacy, the least I can do is put on my sensitivity hat for a minute and acknowledge that once you ignore every single thing that defines her as a human being, Taylor Swift is not only sexually attractive, but was easily the hottest chick at last night’s Billboard Music Awards. I feel like I lost my edge just typing all that, but sometimes I’m a delicate ocean of emotion in a sea of flowers. Get lost in my waves!

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