Taylor Swift Wants You To Look At Taylor Swift In A Bikini
Here’s Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris celebrating their one-year anniversary, and I’m guessing the trick here is to focus on Taylor’s butt in a bikini, and not how they’re still together even though Calvin Harris got caught getting jerked off at a massage parlor because Taylor Swift only does vagina stuff with the lights out. — I’m joking. It’s because he has a dick. His dick made him do it. They’re like animals if animals would run in front of a car if it meant something touched it.