Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

Taylor Swift dropped her new video for “Bad Blood” at the Billboard Music Awards last night, and it’s basically an all-star message to Katy Perry about how Taylor Swift’s going to run over her face with one of those Tron cycles then have Gigi Hadid shoot her with a bazooka because they’ve been learning Kill Bill moves in The Hunger Games. That’s not even an exaggeration. And what’s also not an exaggeration is how many actresses and models will sit through an entire day of makeup just to nod at Taylor Swift for literally all of one second because it’s fucking everyone. – Goddammit, Cindy Crawford. – That said, I do enjoy the casting process for Selena Gomez:

“So who should play the part of Katy?”
“Oh, I dunno, maybe something Justin Bieber fucked.”

BURN-A-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH-NAH KNEES, KNEES! (Why am I writing like this?)

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