So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

“Haha! They won’t look like golden dicks when they’re in Katy Perry’s face!”

Apparently Taylor Swift did all of her own stunts in “Bad Blood” – Her multimillion dollar “Neener, neener, neener, I have more friends than you!” message/death threat to Katy Perry. – because here’s Taylor flying headfirst into a wall and showing a remarkable amount of resilience for someone who doesn’t have sex until the 37th date. I just assumed the slightest, almost non-existent of bumps would disintegrate her into unicorn glitter, but that’s more of a comment about my sexual prowess than anything else. “Tappy Tepid The Tepid Tapper” they all called me. WELL WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?!

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