Taylor Swift Isn’t Thrilled To Be An Aryan Goddess? Weird

Back in 2013, a teen who should be on the goddamn space program decided to take the piss out of those stupid inspirational memes you see all over Facebook by posting Taylor Swift pics with Hitler quotes. And it was pretty great until dumbass racists thought the quotes were real and fucking ran with it to the point where they literally started worshiping Taylor Swift as an Aryan goddess. I’m talking they came up with prophecies and everything because the internet is dumb and full of racism. Broadly reports:

“Firstly, Taylor Swift is a pure Aryan goddess, like something out of classical Greek poetry. Athena reborn. That’s the most important thing,” explains Andre Anglin, the writer of the white supremacist blog the Daily Stormer. “It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world. Probably, she will be betrothed to Trump’s son, and they will be crowned American royalty.”

Amazingly, Taylor Swift’s lawyers aren’t going to let this one ride and have been firing off legal letters left and right, but that can’t stop the most damning piece of evidence. Taylor Swift had sex with a man whose penis is a white supremacist. A “David Duke cock,” I believe were his words.

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Dong Hitler, c 2013.

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