Taylor Momsen: ‘Young Girls Should Masturbate More’

December 10th, 2010 // 89 Comments

Oh, good, she’s got safety pins on her skirt. For a minute there, I thought she wasn’t legit.

Like clockwork here comes Taylor Momsen to try and one-up Miley Cyrus. Except this time around she’s competing with an actual video of Miley smoking a bong, so Taylor’s going to need to do more than whine about not being allowed to shoot her new music video naked (That’s illegal for minors? Who knew?) and tell young girls to go blind. Via Celebuzz:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

I can’t help but imagine Taylor jotting down all her edgy, sexually provocative sayings in a pink pastel room full of puppies dressed in cute little sweaters. “Oh, how I have these rubes fooled,” she laughs while putting on a contemporary Christian rock CD to finish her nightly Bible study. “If only they knew, the wild child known as Taylor Momsen is still with hymen. MUAHAHAHA! Dance, my puppets, dance!” *knock knock* “Oh, no, an intruder. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELLCUNT! (Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.)”

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. CatholicSchoolGirl

    Is there anyone here who DISAGREES? Why is a 17 year old giving advice to ‘younger’ girls? She still is a kid! How old is she telling girls to masturbate.. 8? She’s disgusting! I believe a WOMAN should understand and experience their bodies. NOT young girls! They have no reason to.. She’s promoting teen sex.. Which leads to irresponsible sex.. Which possibly leads to teen pregnancy.
    I think a woman should understand her pleasures before having sex… NO child needs to!

    • Emily

      I don’t recall her ever saying “I promote teen sex.” She said “I promote masturbation.” There IS a difference.

  2. elbruce

    She’s simply correct.

  3. St.Ephanie

    I wonder if she think s about The Grinch when she does it….

  4. Sarah

    OH NO
    HOW DARE TAYLOR PROMOTE NOT SLEEPING AROUND
    HOW DARE SHE PROMOTE THE TABOO OF FEMALE MASTURBATION WHEN MALE MASTURBATION IS OUT IN THE OPEN AND TOTALLY OKAY.
    HOW DARE SHE BE DIFFERENT, AND DRESS IN A WAY SHE LIKES, AND HAVE CATHOLIC REFERENCES IN A SONG.
    HOW DARE SHE PROMOTE BEING YOURSELF, BEING INDEPENDENT, AND NOT CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
    HOW DARE SHE.
    HOW DARE SHE NOT FIT THE ACCEPTABLE STEREOTYPE FOR FEMALES.
    HOW DARE SHE NOT BE SWEET AND INNOCENT.
    WHAT A FUCKING WHORE OBV SAYING YOU SHOULDN’T SLEEP AROUND
    I MEAN REALLY
    WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS

    People like you make me sick.

  5. Allergic to Bullshit.

    Well..this was a waste of my 5 mins.

  6. Blah blah whatever

    She’s so fucking right

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