Taylor Momsen: ‘Young Girls Should Masturbate More’

Oh, good, she’s got safety pins on her skirt. For a minute there, I thought she wasn’t legit.

Like clockwork here comes Taylor Momsen to try and one-up Miley Cyrus. Except this time around she’s competing with an actual video of Miley smoking a bong, so Taylor’s going to need to do more than whine about not being allowed to shoot her new music video naked (That’s illegal for minors? Who knew?) and tell young girls to go blind. Via Celebuzz:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

I can’t help but imagine Taylor jotting down all her edgy, sexually provocative sayings in a pink pastel room full of puppies dressed in cute little sweaters. “Oh, how I have these rubes fooled,” she laughs while putting on a contemporary Christian rock CD to finish her nightly Bible study. “If only they knew, the wild child known as Taylor Momsen is still with hymen. MUAHAHAHA! Dance, my puppets, dance!” *knock knock* “Oh, no, an intruder. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELLCUNT! (Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.)”

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News