Taylor Momsen: ‘Young Girls Should Masturbate More’

December 10th, 2010 // 89 Comments

Oh, good, she’s got safety pins on her skirt. For a minute there, I thought she wasn’t legit.

Like clockwork here comes Taylor Momsen to try and one-up Miley Cyrus. Except this time around she’s competing with an actual video of Miley smoking a bong, so Taylor’s going to need to do more than whine about not being allowed to shoot her new music video naked (That’s illegal for minors? Who knew?) and tell young girls to go blind. Via Celebuzz:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

I can’t help but imagine Taylor jotting down all her edgy, sexually provocative sayings in a pink pastel room full of puppies dressed in cute little sweaters. “Oh, how I have these rubes fooled,” she laughs while putting on a contemporary Christian rock CD to finish her nightly Bible study. “If only they knew, the wild child known as Taylor Momsen is still with hymen. MUAHAHAHA! Dance, my puppets, dance!” *knock knock* “Oh, no, an intruder. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELLCUNT! (Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.)”

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News


  1. Today I think I love this girl.
    Actually a very good message. I guess any when one person runs their mouth often enough they will get something accidentally right.

  2. Deacon Jones

    Isn’t it about time that someone pulls a “Taken” on this cunt, minus Liam Neeson?

    I can’t think of a better destiny for her than having a fat ass Arab roll on top of her every night

    • Mal Gusto

      Deacon, brilliant. It should definitely happen.
      That being said, girls should masturbate a lot. Too many girls are sexually clueless. Of course, this is based on my experience from 15 years ago (I’m married and 42). Maybe modern girls know how to F**k.
      I doubt it though.

  3. Tara

    Well, at least she can sing and not through her nose either. ;)

  4. castallare

    I totally agree with the above stated and Momsen (for a change.) Yes! Girls SHOULD learn their bodies and learn how to assert themselves in the sack! Girls SHOULD learn that they can enjoy sex, too! Frankly, I think if we taught masturbation as an alternative to sex, we might see a little shift in the teenage pregnancy rate, as well as the number of girls in abusive relationships or, at the very least, with self-esteem problems.

    • Badhairday

      I agree! Girls who don’t put out should for fuck themselves.

      • nah

        You aware, idiot, that there is rampant STDs and AIDS? The girl is correct on this one. But in this degenerate “civilized” world we no longer care about what is true. Only what makes money for the thieves in control.

      • Badhairday

        You just keep having no sex because you can’t figure out how to keep safe, moron.

        The world doesn’t what u to procreate anyway. And your sister will be happen not 2 have to bear your kids.

    • edie

      Girls who don’t put out *should* fuck themselves. A good vibrator will do it better than most teenage boys, anyway.)

  5. GravyLeg

    Those are SAFETY pins but point taken…

  6. snarky_pup

    Oh, God. When is this junior slut going to disappear? I am so sick of reading about her “edgy” viewpoints on life. Yes, everyone masturbates! Go home and clean your room, little sea hag!

  7. jojo

    What exactly does Disney do to these girls? Every single one of them seem to become brain dead cum deposits.

  8. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    (*ahem*…they’re safety pins, not clothes pins.) I mean GAWD what a nasty…oh wait, she’s pro-masturbation? WOO-HOO! LOL!

  9. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s right, of course, we would all benefit from this. and those are safety pins! keep your BS symbols of ‘punk cred’ straight!

  10. McFeely Smackup

    Isn’t she the one who said she’s had so much sex she was “tired of it”?

    Now we’re supposed to take her as an authority on the subject, when she doesn’t even like it any more according to HER?

  11. anonymous

    wait…this is the same stupid chick who recently blamed her parents for how bad she turned out?

    now she’s trying to give advice to young girls?

  12. i’d JFK her… i mean splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out the car

  13. happygirl

    This chick is seriously damaged, yet, somehow, she actually manages to make an excellent point here. I’ll reconcile writing that little gem later. To the bedroom!

  14. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    I will masturbate that chick with my tongue any fucking time…just call me baby!

  15. Toby Weymiller

    I just popped a bone and slapped my Korean wife with it.

  16. I will masturbate that chick with my tongue any fucking time…just call me baby!

  17. nonminti

    “Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.” Yeah,particularly young girls should not be afraid of having sex. More. Somehow I am not convinced that she should be my role model,I guess I’ll consider a little longer :)

  18. That bitch is off the chain.

    No, seriously, her collar isn’t attached to her chain leash.

  19. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever they’re looking at, make sure you don’t step in it…

  20. Michelle

    AMEN! Great advice.

  21. Babes in rough land

    At first it sound like a good idea, but its in the reverse order. Guys will end up with the short end of the stick, walking around with blue balls around the clock. Crime will spike at the Malls across the country. Fingers and toys? a flick is worth a thousand words…Hand it over Momsen.

  22. wrecked 'em

    Rebel without a clue.

  23. Inmate 12236969

    I disagree girls should learn how to masturbate guys first! They should be taught when they’re taking out of class to learn how to strap on a Kotex.

  24. cm

    “..so I don’t think that it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls” So shes basically telling young girls don’t be ashamed to have sex. Exactly how young? She really needs to be shot.

    • McFeely Smackup

      No, she’s telling young girls not to be ashamed to masturbate. You’re not big on actually reading stuff before you advocate shooting, are you?

    • There’s nothing wrong with sexuality, dude. Calm the fuck down. And she’s right, women are often made to feel shameful if they have and sort of sexuality. It’s this sort of repression that leads to going way the hell overboard when they finally do become unrepressed. If people had a more accepting and healthy attitude toward sex and sexuality there would be a lot fewer problems (and, consequently, a lot few Taylor Momsens)

    • LJ

      Damn, get a new prescription for those reading glasses, dude.

    • iasufsf

      umm….. why should they be afraid? =) =) =) jesus christ america, everything is so black and white to you. either its crazy shit with purity-rings or slutty and reckless behaviour leading to teenage pregnancies and trailor trash.

  25. What's This Rash?

    I’ll bet her clitoris is all angsty too, like “Uh! Don’t touch me. I’m an outsider, don’t you see? You don’t understand me”.

  26. suprgrl

    I LOVE to masturbate! for some women it’s the only way they can HAVE an orgasm. Taylor is totally right, get yourself off and don’t worry about the stupid boys who can’t make you cum anyway!! cause believe me most guys don’t know how to work IT and by ITI mean the clit baby. oh the magical wonder of the clit how I love thee.

  27. Jon

    A very good message, unfortunately might be lost in translation due to who it’s coming from. Credibility etc. Uptight repressed Christian groups will probably be all over this one.

  28. Salvia

    Hope she cums out with an online instructional video next summer when she is legal…….that would be hotter than Georgia asphalt

  29. Minerva Smelibut

    Fists of glory

  30. Taylor Momsen
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A nice feminist message from the strangest source; a bleached blonde goth giraffe.
    The more orgasms the better. Preach it Ms Momsen.
    Also, check out the gams.

  31. Lady Blah Blah

    She’s edgy, to people like the couple in Grant Woods’ painting American Gothic.

    (Safe link to image at Wikipedia: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/Americangothic.jpg)

  32. Colin

    She’s right in what she is saying. Most girls and women who cant have an orgasm haven’t played with themselves enough to know what feels good. Listen to Taylor on this one girls.

    • Vito

      How the fuck do you know, you spastic jerkoff? Are you some kind of authority or are you just pulling this out of your ass? Hey look, gang. We have us an honest-to-god sex/masturbation/pussy maven. All Hail!

      Other than that, Taylor sounds like my kind of girl.

  33. RebelMinion

    So wait…. the tween world needs advice and encouragement from this person regarding masturbation? Really?! Sorry, but I don’t think little miss broken should be the “Go To” person for much of anything relating to advice.

  34. ..Morons all. Anybody that knows anything about masturbation, should also know that the more one does it, the more one thirsts for the real thing.

    The younger the masturbator, the younger the girl looking for some real d#ck…….Artofwar

  35. absinthe

    As annoying as she is, I can’t help but agree with what she says.

  36. Joy

    I wish she were more articulate. I actually DO think that “young girls” should be afraid of sex. Girls can get physically and emotionally messed up by having sex at too young an age. SEXUALITY, on the other hand, is something that no one should fear or feel shame about. And our society has a problem distinguishing between sexuality and sex… I masturbated a ton when I was young and although I did feel ashamed of it, I learned a lot about my body and my own sexual response that way. Didn’t even kiss a guy ’til i was 17, and didn’t start having intercourse ’til my early 20s and that is all good with me; I didn’t have to rush into anything I wasn’t emotionally ready for because I knew how to give myself an orgasm. I waited to fall in love with a really good guy before I started to have sex and for that I’m eternally grateful.

    • Alexandra Hemale


    • Brooke

      I totally agree with Joy. I was basically the same way, went at my pace, and I have no regrets. I also don’t know a single girl who waited until she was in her twenties who has regretted it, whereas I know girls who did it at 15 and 17 and they were more or less forced into it and don’t like to talk about it. Oddly enough, the only friend of mine who claimed not to have ever masturbated lost her virginity to an older married man while she was in high school…. not a good situation.

    • Blech

      I don’t think people should be afraid of sex OR their sexuality. On the contrary, sex with a person you’re fond of, and who is fond and respectful of you, is amazing. it’s unlike any sex you’ll ever have with some freakshow you meet at a bar at 2:00 AM. I married a guy who feels this way about me, and I of him. The sex is always great. Only gets better with time.

      I’ve been masturbating for a long time. Without masturbation, I wouldn’t have known what makes me cum, what makes me orgasm. I know what that is, and so does my husband (and I know where and how to touch him as well).

  37. Brooke

    Girls don’t masturbate??? Okay, this bitch clearly doesn’t have girlfriends or someone would have let her in on The Faucet by now. Proudly diddlin’ since 6th grade, man.

  38. one legged

    i like this bad girl

  39. Rebecca

    “I’m a promoter of masturbation” = I am a wanker.

  40. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    is this a joke?

  41. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    I like her coat.

  42. Taylor Momsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Taylor. You are so… so… predictable was the word I was looking for. Stop trying so hard. It’s like you want to become Lindsay Lohan before you even do Mean Girls.

  43. She needs to quit masturbating her eyes with markers.

  44. Burt

    ““I’m a promoter of masturbation. ”

    Everyone who’s heard her music already knew that.

    “That’s not music! It’s masturbation” (name that quote. It’s from an early 80′s TV series).

  45. Gary B

    I actually have to agree, if Demi had some battery operated aids, she would not be in treatment for cutting. Girls, using a BOB is still better than taking a knife to yourself.

  46. Gary B

    Momsen is actually talking sense, maybe if Demi knew how to get her self off she would not be in treatment for cutting and dating a Jonas Brother.

  47. Davinci


  48. Joe Mahma

    This chick is O K.

  49. Yusra

    Ever since I started masturbating a year ago I’ve thought it’s a good idea (I’m 17) If girls waited for guys to figure out how to give them orgasms, we’d be waiting a long time. Possibly forever. I agree with others who have said you should get to know your own body and what gives you pleasure, especially since I live in a society which less open about sex. I think that masturbation will also lead to one being more less nervous when you do have sex with another person, and make it a less unsettling experience like it is for so many girls.
    I don’t know about the argument someone made that it will only made you desire ex more. That might be true in some cases, but I think curiousity about the sensation is a major factor in girls rushing into sex, and masturbation curbs that. The pros outweigh the cons, in my opinion.
    But telling young girls that they SHOULD masturbate? What, like they have to or something? Going a bit too far in my opinion. How young is she talking?

  50. Yusra

    *it’s supposed to say LESS nervous…

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