Here’s Taylor Momsen performing in Philly over the weekend where she’s apparently upped her stage show to just a mesh shirt and a bra. Which would be kind of hot once you factor out all the going to jail and the beer pouch at 17. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying she’s fat because compared to most Americans, Taylor Momsen is a waif. But I’ve seen enough Freshman 15s to spot one a mile away. In fact, if you got me close enough, not only could I tell you which beer she’s been drinking, I’ll suddenly pretend I play the guitar and just want to watch a movie. Think of it as my gift, my curse…
Photos: Splash News
idc what you all think, they don’t get any sexier than this chick. not hollywood skinny but sexy, great voice, and.. fucks for satan! my kinda girl
I get what you’re saying.
You’re turned on by screeching raccoons.
whatever so she looks like debby harry big fuckin deal. she has a better voice
amen 2 that dude
It’s a semen gut, from Satan.
I was going with Satan’s love child
You could argue that eventually it will become that.
At least this young girl is talented
Talented do what? BJ’s?
Where are those ear plugs when you need them?
SHE writes her own songs, she can PLAY musical instruments, she can SING without autotune,protooled crap ( like Kim Kardashian, barf) and she’s been an actress since a very young age so yeah Jumbobutt, she is TALENTED…..which many people may not recognize because they’re all strung-out on that “in da studio, sound da same” as every other so called “singer” (who CAN’T SING ).
talented for dressing high classy, ha….
^^ For Timmay.
I’m into rock and metal. Taylor Momsen is a horrible little whore who needs to put her tits away and stop trying to be talented.
Something tells me she got that gut by doing something that looks strikingly similar to what she’s doing now.
That dude in the background looks like he’s rocking. But on the inside, he’s dying. He’s dying.
this bitch needs to turn 18 already so we can stop paying attention to her. then she’ll be forced to do something that’s actually entertaining and not IM EDGY UNDERAGED WHITE GIRL WITH PROBLEMS to garner attention.
no she needs to turn 18 so i can legally fuck the living bejesus out of her
Yeah, you totally have a chance.
If theres one thing ive learned its u make ur own luck :)
Bring on a rockin mardi gras~
And.. 69th!
When your manager said, “Leave it all on the stage,” I’m pretty sure this isn’t what he meant.
“Oopsie! When did I become a parody of a whore?”
For her next trick, Taylor will take a dump and fling it at her 16 fans! Your move, Miley!
Uhhh…she was in Philly?
I’m getting out of touch.
Maybe she just ate at Geno’s. That would explain the “beer gut”, which is just barely there.
You guys remember the fishnet torso getup of the original Predator? He also had a gut. More sexy, though.
I’d hit it. Repeatedly.
You will have to wait Satin is in front of you
Yes Jimbo, Satin – and his brothers Tulle and Silk. They’ll have FABULOUS offspring.
LOL @ mellamaphone
Me Too! With a very large stick..you just can’t be too thorough when bashing Satanspawn like this worthless piece of PWT!
That’s what a beer gut looks like? Oh boy then basically this whole world has a beer gut…..
I think it’s just a little pooch. No big deal. 90% of females above the age of 12 have one.
i would like to get a whiff of her crapper
How is *that* a beer gut?
Learn your physics, people: You can use her belly just like a fulcrum and bang her like a seesaw.
I have a theory that the amount of fat in the universe is a constant, so if one person loses fat somebody else has to gain fat. It’s possible that Taylor got stuck with Gisele’s baby belly.
I tried banging a seesaw once but I just got splinters in my dick and my testicles crushed when the board came down on them. Then I got arrested for lewd behavior in a children’s playground.
And that looks good on ANY resumé…
She’s still hot and f**kable.
This skinny bleached giraffe is underage & thus certainly couldn’t have access to alcohol. It’s just NOT POSSIBLE.
More likely she’s unbuttoned her pants to accomodate pre-menstrual bloating, and to get more of her photos posted on celebrity gossip websites.
ahahaha, you’re right dude, it’s totally impossible for underage kids to get alcohol. Seriously Fish, reconsider your stance here, this guy says so.
I’m not even arguing that beer is responsible for her appearance, but since when is it “NOT POSSIBLE” for a 17 year old to get alcohol. You went to high school, right?
Learn to recognize sarcasm, because it’s a frequent feature on this site.
bahahaha
“You went to high school, right?”
Exactly what went through my head reading that nonsense. I would have tried to correct the level of raccoon in the photos but unfortunately her face crashes Photoshop every single time.
Wow, a master of the completely obvious is amongst us! Too bad, she missed the obvious sarcasm in Cock Dr’s post!
She is waifish, she’s just got a weirdly shaped body. You can clearly see that she has minimal body fat in the full body shots and looking at her arms, her stomach is just distended and/ or unfortunately shaped.
Moire pattern from the shirt. Case solved.
I’m sure it’s more of a junk-food belly. Still fucking hot though!
I saw the picture before I read the headline, and I seriously thought it was Christina Aguilera…
I want her to shit on my chest.
At least the freshman fifteen comes with one year of college education.
The week was starting out pretty bad here with Lohan and that beat manfaced supermodel, but Momsen makes up for it. I still would like to see headlines here like Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Dead in Suicide Pact, Sam Ronson Admits To Never Washing Her Taint, and Susan Boyle Loses Virginity To Simon.
Dream Big, Lady BB, cause dreams are all you are going to get…Fish is too busy writing shit about Charlie Sheen to post any of those, even if they actually happened.
Its just the mesh! It makes it all look weird and bulgey. She’s one hot 17 yr girl
When you read all the “you call THAT fat???” comments, you understand why women’s clothing manufacturers have re-sized several times over the years. Now “fat” is reserved for morbidly obese people.
You know when you look at the whole picture she just screams Hot Topic mall goth.
There are so many wrongs with this picture I don’t even know where to begin. I’ll just close my eyes and keep picturing Cindy Lou Who
She was SEVEN then.
Have a seat over there…
Pedophile! Here’s your sign!
I’m a girl. I was picturing the sweet & innocent Taylor. You’re the one with the filthy mind. Here’s YOUR sign
You’re free to walk out…
SHES ON HER PERIOD AND SHES BLOATED…CANT YOU TELL BY THE FACT SHE IS WEARING PANTS!
exactly–the black pants…
bitch needs to take some midol then. bloat-be-gone.
Is that James from Metallica?
…the ever desperate to be edgy Momsen replied to comments about her beer gut saying: “…that’s not from beer…uh, it’s from sperm. yeah, i got a sperm gut from blow jobing lots of guys. Older guys…yeah, a lot of blow jobing penis’s until they spermed, because I’m hard core”
Seriously, McFeely, you got to quit getting inside her head like that…it’s probably giving her a headache.Besides which, it is really creepy when you talk in her voice, all smoky and thick with ingested sperm!
you…uh…can hear me?
I think I might be Jesus.
So do I, so what’s the big deal?
And now, my Ping Pong Ball trick!
Yarrr, tis a manatee caught in me fishing nets!
You owe me a new keyboard.
Frankly, I’d rather fuck Miley Cyrus’s ugly older half -sister than take a chance on getting within fucking distance of this little skank! Even her picture, stenches up the room!
Beer gut? Looks more like six pack abs from where i’m sitting…
if those look like six pack abs to you, you might want to get your eyes (and your mental health) checked.
Hey, in the US those are six-pack abs.
She looks better with the few extra pounds. Too bad it does nothing for her music.
“Around in here is where it itches.”
i love you.
“I’m never getting one of those ‘abortions’ again.”
We all know there’s any number of celeb and non-celeb guys tapping her tail. But, can you imagine the cyclone of sex that will hit the media once this twat rings in her eighteenth year and she’s suddenly legal?
idk miley’s been 18 for three months and all i’ve seen her do is get rounder
And, apparently her vagina is her “off” button.
I don’t think that is a beer gut at all, I think it is just the position she is in and the mesh shirt. Look at pic 5, clearly a toned stomach
Sorry I ain’t seein anything here but a 17yr old I”d bareback nightly.
She’s actually really talented and has a great voice
I weight 105 pounds and my stomach still looks like this. It’s just the shape of her muscles.
That is not a beer gut, Taylor is all class. It’s a fart.
You know what? GOOD FOR HER! She’s clearly passionate about her msic and her voice is decent. You can tell this is really something that means a lot to her; it’s not just about the money.
I love those pants!!!
she’s such a poseur, it’s more likely a Mocha Frappuccino belly.