These are shots of Taylor Momsen acting like she’s too dark and edgy to be getting paid to promote Lourdes Leon‘s new fashion line Material Girl at Macy’s yesterday. Because what could possibly go wrong with letting a prepubescent girl have her own fashion line that idolizes a 16-year-old who’s already tired of penis? (Spoiler Alert: She usurps her mother as Sorceress Supreme.) That being said, anyone else getting a Nicollete Sheridan vibe from these pics? This must be some sort of record for already looking like a middle-aged woman which is hilarious because Lindsay Lohan can’t even win at that. God, this day’s going awesome.
Photos: Fame, Splash News
dudeatdudedotdude | August 4, 2010 at 11:43 am
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taylor’s hot
Marley | August 4, 2010 at 11:57 am
I can’t wait until she gets older and grows out of the raccoon eyes thing. She is actually a really pretty girl, but here she looks retarded.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm
her eyes are gorgeous. but i cant take my eyes off that belly and hip bone. omg what a fuckin turn on
M | August 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
You do realize you’re talking about a fucking 16 year old right pedo?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 4, 2010 at 1:51 pm
actually she’s 17 which is legal in her home state
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 7:51 pm
She’s 17 now. And 16 is legal in most states. Including the one I live in. Plus, is she really going to look any different in one year? Not at all. This is what she’ll look like at 18 anyway, so ogle away.
Snooster | August 5, 2010 at 5:57 am
Dude she looks like freaking Goldie Hawn. Ogle away. Less eyeliner, a few more years of life under her belt… maybe, yeah, hot then.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 6, 2010 at 9:20 am
how about right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlHsKExcYg
tell me that isnt the sexiest video since like a virgin. she’s already there mate. and not a bad voice either
Bowman | August 4, 2010 at 11:58 am
And, who is this? When did people start being considered “famous” despite having not really done anything? More Mel Gibson!
Matrim | August 4, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Hey, man…watch who you’re talking to. That’s Cindy-Lou-Who!
eee | August 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Famous to the moronic masses, no doubt.
testington | August 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Um she has been a main character on Gossip Girl since the first episode, and has been in many films, also she has a band that is big enough to be on the Twilight soundtrack so she is pretty legit famous, sorry you’re too retarded to use google or wikipedia
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm
You’re an idiot. Just because you don’t know who she is doesn’t mean she’s not famous. She’s been on Gossip Girl since season one and has a band who are surprisingly really great.
LAURA | August 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Don’t insult Cindy-loo-who
tina | August 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm
did anyone introduce her to miley cirus? they’ll be best friends in a heartbeat
truth | August 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm
loser
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Hey boring christina were ur son max ?
Kaz | August 4, 2010 at 12:15 pm
U like rakoon haha
Lucas | August 4, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I like her. I bet her young vag smells like a bouquet of flowers, and is a tight as a fist.
atotalcad | August 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm
I’d hit that so hard she’d end up w/a pink sock lollipop.
Amy | August 5, 2010 at 10:10 am
you are a disgusting human being.
Lady Blah Blah | August 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Taylor, get those shoulders up and back and stand up straight! Make good posture a habit, girl.
Antonio | August 4, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Seems to me that a good horizontal posture is already her habit
Jimbo | August 4, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Nice little tits
Ron Burgandy's ballsack | August 4, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I concur
Jealous Girl | August 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm
She looks fat.
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Really? That’s what you consider fat? What do you want her to look like? Anorexic, so you can tell her she looks like a skeleton? She’s not fat by any means.
athena | August 6, 2010 at 4:48 pm
note the name. it’s a joke.
Kaycee | August 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Every time I see this TARD I think to myself what it was like to be 16. She will look back on this in 10 years and be so humiliated at how hard she tried. …and yes, her music sucks too. Such a wannabe.
Daisy | August 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm
EXACTLY what I was thinking. She is the only one who can’t (yet) see how stupid and fake she looks in all this stuff. She is what you get when you take one of the poser punk kids from your high school and give them lots of money and a little fame. She is going to regret this hard, and Hollywood isn’t gonna let her forget it.
What the hell is she even trying to be? Punks are usually angry at the world or their parents or whatever, but this dumb bitch can’t even PRETEND she has something to complain about…
GAWD I can’t get over how fucking stupid she looks.
Goddamn poser.
Sam | August 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I agree so much.
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 7:58 pm
First off, that’s the style she likes. If she likes it, that’s her. I could do without the eye shadow, but whatever. And her music doesn’t suck. You probably haven’t even listened to one song. And her music isn’t depressing music complaining about stuff. Get your shit straight before you try to insult someone more important than yourselves.
Daisy | August 5, 2010 at 11:25 am
Ryan, pull your head out of your ass. Her music does suck. Her lyrics are dull and repetitive. Her backup players have just about as much skill as the Jonas Brothers, and there is nothing new or interesting about any of it. Every aspect of her band seems like a shitty copy of The Runaways, without the actually being interesting part. The crucifixes are also really fucking lame. And her music isn’t about complaining?? Her ALBUM is called “Make Me Wanna Die.” She looks like an angry hooker on heat in her video, and she tries to be so bad-ass and only comes off as desperate. She tries to be “hardcore” but she is a loser. Her style is trite, her music is unoriginal, she parades her cigs around, and she looks like a prostitute. How shocking and edgy! Get a life Ryan. This bitch will never do anything significant enough to be called “important.”
Ryan | August 5, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Well, we like different music then. I think her music is great. And her album isn’t called “Make Me Wanna Die.” That’s the first single. Her album is called “Light Me Up” There are a lot of songs on there just for fun and not “complaining.” And who cares if she smokes? I smoke. Not the worse thing in the world.
Jay | August 6, 2010 at 4:57 am
Ryan, I agree with you. If that’s the way she wants to dress and act, have at it. I may not agree with some of the things she does but hey, she’s not my responsibility. I really like her music and I like the how edgy she can be. Good for her for not conforming to today’s Barbie girl expectations.
The O | August 4, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I bet fucking this bitch is like fucking a corpse. The vibe she puts off is so bland.
Randal | August 4, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Love this person. No clue who she is. She’s young, daring and exciting. What’s not to love?
Brandon | August 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Who the fuck is Taylor Momsen?
yawn | August 4, 2010 at 1:25 pm
does a chick write these articles or something?
they’re just stupid.
she’s fucking hot…. why are posts that contain actual pictures of a hot 17 yr old so negative?
like any of us guys give a shit that she’s a whore or not a whore or whatever… she’s hot.. she knows it.. she shows it… and that’s a problem?
fucking idiots.
JJ | August 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
you’re a fucking idiot for talking about a 17 year old like that. fucking nasty perv.
Mancuso | August 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Nah, he’s not a perv, he’s 14, and a 17 year old panda mermaid is his idea of an older, mysterious, experienced woman.
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 8:01 pm
How does checking out a 17-year-old girl make you a perv? In most states, she’s legal. Plus, she’s not going to look any different in one year. In one year, she’ll look the same and then you’ll say she’s hot. Might as well say it now.
rambo | August 5, 2010 at 4:51 am
whats the point is acting like a white knight on here.get a life.
Internet | August 4, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Taylor Momsen, We Get It. You’re Ugly.
President Obama's Mamma | August 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm
She looks like a 16 year old crack whore! If she isn’t, she’s a wanna be crack whore and that’s just sad. Don’t sell yourself short Taylor, go full crack whore, Amy Winehouse style!!!
Girl | August 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I guess what I am trying to say is: Who the fuck isn’t hot at 17? Of course she is hot, it is her peak. She is a beautiful teenage girl. Boring.
Most teenage girls on the street are gorgeous.
Your tits and ass never look better than they do in your teens.
As far as her look, it is very Avril Lavigne/Hot Topic.
She isn’t very fashionable, or clever, she has a very, “I bought it at Ross” sensibility. This is most unfortunate, because with that face and that body, and a healthy dose of fashion, this girl could be HUGE.
Amy | August 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Agreed. Except, well…I was ugly and too skinny at 17. I peaked at, we’ll about now 21-25. I just find her “hardcore” look to be idiotic–I like people who are “hard” because of life experiences which are incorporated into their music. How hard has her life been? She’s been on Gossip Girl for goodness sakes. I just don’t get her fake murderous look.
Mancuso | August 4, 2010 at 2:54 pm
She could get huge faster with a healthy dose of twinkies, but maybe I’m off topic.
mike nike | August 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Lourdes Leon (Madonna’s Daughter) needs to shave her unibrow, mustache, and beard.
Kat | August 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm
I’d hit it.
With a brick.
Female | August 4, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I concur!
mirmurdah | August 5, 2010 at 6:27 am
or a car :)
Kat | August 5, 2010 at 6:52 am
Right on :)
sir francis bacon | August 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm
i would destroy that pussy
Totally Serious | August 4, 2010 at 11:31 pm
With a brick.
athena | August 6, 2010 at 4:51 pm
hahahahahahaa
ginger | August 4, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Seriously… we didn’t need 22 of the same pictures of this girl. One picture was too many.
sasha | August 4, 2010 at 5:05 pm
She looks like all the other desperate teens at the mall. Trying to be unique but afraid not to be cool . So they all look alike.
Ryan | August 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm
She’s not trying to show off for anyone. That’s just who she is. And she doesn’t look like a middle-aged woman at all. She looks her age. I could do without the eye shadow, though.
Carp | August 4, 2010 at 11:33 pm
She’s ugly.
anonym | August 4, 2010 at 11:47 pm
i don’t care how old she is.
I wanna grudgefuck this bitch.
captain america | August 5, 2010 at 12:24 am
try something new:
A BROTHEL FOR UNDER SIXTEEN YEARS OF AGE?
?? | August 5, 2010 at 11:07 am
You stole this headline.
http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-20-taylor-slams-miley-again
Burt | August 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Whatever happened to Zeppelin? The drummer died and the band broke up.
HerpDERP | August 6, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Belly shirts are so 10 years ago.
Martina2you | August 9, 2010 at 1:20 am
No matter what they say, every guy on this page wants to bang her.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:27 pm
and how
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:51 pm
68th
dudeatdudedotdude | August 9, 2010 at 4:51 pm
69th!!!! Hah
Marla | August 15, 2010 at 12:41 pm
WHAT AN IDIOT!