Taylor Momsen Is Still Doing That Topless Raccoon Eye Stuff, Everything’s Fine
Earlier in the week, Taylor Momsen showed up to New York Fashion Week (above) without her usual raccoon makeup on and everyone flipped their shit after they remembered/figured out it was her. Of course, there was a reason for that, and it’s because her band The Pretty Reckless is going on tour which they’re now publicizing with the topless poster below, so I honestly don’t know why she even did the Fashion Week thing. Do women even like clothes? I literally know nothing of their species. More importantly, I hope this makes it up to the people who don’t come here to read about George Zimmerman, and if it doesn’t, there’s more Selena Gomez maybe-vagina coming up on The Superficial. Stick around.